I'll disable my adblocker in exchange for being able to channel all my power into some kind of soul blast that will destroy every Fandom wiki

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · yesterday

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Made like a dark, fucked up version of the realplayer logo haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

i saw a tiktok about how doomscrolling in childhood is a sign of being a Rust developer and i can't stop thinking about it

call me a prescription medication the way im stronger, faster, longer lasting, and may cause 5-10 side effects

Local Idiot To Post Comment On Internet https://theonion.com/local-idiot-to-post-comment-on-internet-1819569981/

wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year

But they will be

Steffen Rayburn-Maarup@rayburnmaarup.bsky.social · 3d ago

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

steering the egg carrier into the egg carrier 2 and whispering "now kiss" on contact and blowing my Ass to smithereens

Hey man they’re putting our carcasses in a big industrial drum and doing a sort of vibrating boil wash to get the last usable bits of meat off us tonight if you wanna come thru

Immigrant Explains Difficulty Assimilating To Culture That Constantly Reboots Film Franchises

while I am growing to tolerate such as claude code, if a search engine ever asks me if I want to talk about my feelings I'm going to figure out how to make a big fucking axe that emits EMPs

francis@dilfkink.kindboys.online · 3d ago

oh my god im just trying to find a meme go to hell

pitchfork in 2006:

chat they made something in real life that i swear to god would be a shitpost i could have come up with almost a decade ago and i need people to mail me packs immediately as little gifts. do you know how badly i need 1993 Daphne on a trading card with her lil choker and flower skirt

Went to an arcade in Halifax that had a framed portrait of Shigeru Miyamoto looking like he's about to be at the center of a murder mystery in the pacific northwest

current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit

becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together

They should invent an ADHD that lets you

not gonna see the spiderman movie without confirmation that 1) daredevil is in it and 2) that he hangs dong. tired of these jerks not giving the fans what they want.

Broke: People are bored of superheroes Woke: Maybe they’re just doing cape movies wrong Bespoke: People just love their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

Nute@nutedawn.bsky.social · 3d ago

it's kind of funny that No Way Home did absurdly well and Marvel took it as a sign that everyone loved the multiverse stuff and it was time to go full speed ahead with more, and now Brand New Day has done even better and it turns out it was mostly just a sign that everyone loved Spider-Man

seeing you from across the Starbucks and mouthing "Meet me on the astral plane" and handing you a half-full bottle of benadryl with obvious meatball sub backwash floating in it

bringing a beautiful baby girl into the world and naming her avarice bigtime

just one of the most talented people around, guitar chops to get real jealous about

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d ago

Playing a song for you to advertise my show on August 12 at Dina's Tavern in Toronto Ontario.

Nice to see the Vancouver Police Department really going out of their way to hide themselves at trans march.

Why is telling your partner that she’s your favourite megafauna so controversial?

angine de poitrine is just primus for quebecois

lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil