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@fiendfold.bsky.social

Will post for food (he/him)

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · yesterday

Well, of course those hippy Marxists at the Financial Times would say that.

Jim Pickard@pickardje.bsky.social · yesterday

my brilliant colleague @robertshrimsley.bsky.social on the threat from Elon Musk’s X platform www.ft.com/content/f270...

The Beaver Princess 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️@akumeoy.bsky.social · 2d ago

we're killing and eating these little shits btw

Fiendfold @fiendfold.bsky.social · 3d ago

Aspiring writer who meticulously kills off all his LGBT characters because he took the phrase "bury your gays" in the same spirit as the writing advice "kill your darlings"

MC Hawk 🥓☕🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@mchawk.bsky.social · 5d ago

That skinless dude from Hellraiser 2, who's all sticky

Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 5d ago

You know who else returned after a long absence where everyone believed him to be dead

ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 6d ago

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani reveals that ‘Digimon’ is his favorite anime.

Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 6d ago

It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.

@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 6d ago

I think this was ultimately the right move.

The passengers (excluding the hijackers) and crew on board Flight 93 were nominated for the Congressional Gold Medal on September 19, 2001.

Mithos @mithos343.bsky.social · last wk.

It's her fucking house dude

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · last wk.

Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?

Fiendfold @fiendfold.bsky.social · last wk.

I reckon I could beat Zhuge Liang at Tekken 2 PROVIDED he wasn't allowed to pick Armor King

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · last wk.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a whale fall lies at the bottom of the ocean. The bones are covered in a variety of bottom feeders and ocean critters. Panel 2: closer up, the group of bottom feeders are holding red solo cups and chatting with each other. Among the group is a tiger prawn, who thinks to himself, “I needed this…”

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · last wk.

Diflako
that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

[reply]
commas are important

mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · last wk.

Psalms 6:6. Me when the.. uh me when. Me when they umm. Me when th

Text reads: "I am weary with my groaning. Every night I flood my bed. I drench my couch with my tears."

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a group of friends are chatting in front of a record player playing music through some speakers. Friend 1 sticks his thumb at the speakers and says, “yeah, dude. This band is washed up.” Panel 2: standing among the group is a badly decaying beaked whale carcass holding a can of beer. Two other friends in the group look disappointedly at friend 1. They interject: “whoa, man.” “You can’t say that.” Panel 3: Friend 1 shrugs sheepishly and says, “it’s a phrase!” One of the girls puts a caring hand on the arm of the whale carcass. The carcass reassures her calmly, “I’m fine…”

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2w ago

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”

videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 2w ago

chronicles of the sword, magazine screenshot & caption, p.s.x., magazine (1996) archive.org/details/p.-s...

rendered 3d skeleton with sword and shield, standing in rendered water in a 3d environment.
caption:
the animation of this skeleton that pops out of the water exemplifies this game's true-to-life look.

Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 2w ago

witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head

Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady

Luna Sy @lunasy.bsky.social · 2w ago

im always saying this

I become a different person when i pilot the psycho gundam

Skye "Kudzu" Thornwise @greytideskye.bsky.social · 2w ago

That's right, Batman! I'm nut an ordinary wank robber chasing a money shot! You'll have a hard time getting out of this sticky situation! If you can't beat my meat and defeat my sea men, this stain on Gotham will be spermanent!

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 2w ago

You are not the tallest person on bluesky

Fiendfold @fiendfold.bsky.social · 4w ago

if i can be honest with you guys i shared this before i noticed mario goatse in it

Fiendfold@fiendfold.bsky.social · 4w ago

mentally I am here

Fiendfold @fiendfold.bsky.social · 4w ago

mentally I am here

The old internet@theoldinternet.bsky.social · 4w ago

PS2 save icons

The Onion @theonion.com · last mo.

Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be https://theonion.com/dads-driving-directions-hinge-on-where-old-shell-station-used-to-be/

Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · last mo.

Hey, y-you wouldn't hit a fella wearing Meta Glasses™ now wouldja?

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.

A man cries out "quick! Lin-Manuel Miranda! You need to compose the rap that will save our democracy." Miranda gives the thumbs up. Miranda, now in period dress and powdered wig raps "call that procedure, the theatre to follow the leader" while doing a hip-hop hand motion. Onlookers marvel and say "my God! he's rewritten Robert's rules of order as a 10 hour Hip-Hop Odyssey." A bunch of right wing people are awe struck. A man comments "all the MAGA hillbillies are enchanted by his wordplay and dense rhyme schemes." Another man chimes in "look! they're having tearful mea culpas about the true nature of freedom."

Jo Kibble (Political Animal)@politicanimal.bsky.social · last mo.

You have to think how utterly soul-destroying it must be to be so low down the pecking order of the pro-Iran hacking groups that you are sent to sort-of take down Bluesky.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · last mo.

rip | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE and ANOTHER GIRL are sitting at a bar.
MATTIE: I'M JUST LIKE…WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG!
GIRL: I LIKE TO THINK OF MY PRE-TRANSITION SELF AS AN OLD FRIEND THAT CARRIED ME TO WHERE I NEEDED TO BE.

PANEL 2: The OTHER GIRL puts a hand on MATTIE'S shoulder.
GIRL: IT TOOK THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT WAS GOING TO TAKE.
GIRL: HOW DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF FROM THEN?

PANEL 3: MATTIE, in the nude, covered in blood, hunched over a corpse. She's holding big chunks of it, clearly having eaten it.
MATTIE: HAHAH GET FUCKED IDIOT!

PANEL 4: MATTIE, back in the bar, closing her eyes.
MATTIE: BASICALLY THE SAME.

Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · last mo.

Squall saying "..... whatever"
There's an NPC kneeling in front of him

vera @verchan.bsky.social · last mo.

the internet naming transfemme peter parker "petra"

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · last mo.

Bob Dylan says "smoke weed, you fuckin putz." Ringo says "please no Bob Dylan, I just want me alcohol." John Lennon says "c'mon Ringo. Don't be a pussy." Ringo says "Paul... back me up on this." Paul says "no, John's right. You're being a huge pussy right now." George stands there, silent."