“After savings and consumption I have no money” is my favorite genre of these

brasidas@brasidas.bsky.social · 2w ago

Income - Taxes - Expenditures - Savings = 0 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

New fake name just dropped.

it’s kind of ironic that the French government better understands and captures the true aesthetics and ideals of America than the groyper weirdos at the White House posting cringe anti-American MAGAslop

People who are narcissists need to take a good look in the mirror

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

I know financial traders can trade derivatives but why do we never hear about integrals trading?

Guy: And this little fellow shall be known as the "splendid hermit crab" Wife: Someone's in a good mood this morning!

hope you brought urine!

It's impossible to predict which direction a full garbage bag will lean

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

This shit is

The “Scandinavian hotels discover shower doors” challenge (impossible)

I made a map of surface parking in downtown Bellingham. It's wild how much of our most walkable neighborhood is parking lots: earth.google.com/earth/d/1FDg... (h/t @larsiusprime.bsky.social for the instructions)

thinking about an April Fool's joke where I wait for my friend to fall asleep, sedate them, dress them as Hannibal, fly them out to the nearest mountain range, put them in a tent surrounded by elephants, and then wait for them to wake up.

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Interesting picture. What if we built houses out of that?

M. Nolan Gray 🥑@mnolangray.bsky.social · 5mo ago

It's wild to think that insurance as we know it today might not existing in California in 10 years, and yet it remains a somewhat fringe policy area. calmatters.org/commentary/2...

I’m out of tokens and have to raw-dog react native for the next hour like it’s Q3 2025 😭😭😭

Spent a bit of time with Claude Code trying to resurrect an old game project. We were getting nowhere until I dug up my 15-year-old Objective-C implementation which still works perfectly once Claude converted it to Swift/SpriteKit.

Turns out it would be pretty easy to substantially lower the cost of MRIs.

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *completely gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news: • They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you. • They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

Can I say “Pigeon Creek Number 2”, which is a totally not-made-up waterway?

@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river. Mine is the Patuxent.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

This is pretty cool (I had this same thought myself) and honestly not a bad business idea as a web service. "People who are strongly considering dropping 4–5 figures on an HVAC system" seems like an audience that businesses would be eager to advertise to.

Jesse Smith@jessetayriver.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Anyone can use my spreadsheet for sizing replacement HVAC systems using historic fuel billing data and it's way more accurate than having an HVAC contractor do a manual J docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot