what’s next, Paddington stuck in washing machine? watch now on youtube or listen wherever you get podcasts
this lady met her husband in a high school improv class and you can tell
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
they have been inflatable halloween decorations up in menards already i’m about to lose it
amy brown@amybrown.xyz · 3w agoim a single issue voter and the issue is seasonal creep
are the roots the new black eyed peas or something. what the fuck was that all about
BREAKING: Janice, last surviving member of rock group Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem, disavows any connections to 250th anniversary concert promoted by WH 👇
I’ve done an inexplicable thing.
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
The first edition of the podcast’s phone swapping game was a real hit. @demilardner.bsky.social
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
NASA dude in the shades and turnstile shirt let’s go
