If you are in Edinburgh, go and see @tpneenan.bsky.social One of the nicest and funniest people I've ever met. I realise that isn't extreme enough as a recommendation, so I will add that he is also a hard drinker, degenerate gambler and dandy scoundrel.
“It’s a rare chance for the kids in this neighbourhood to play outside together, in a space big enough to frolic and safe from traffic” More local authorities need to make this possible easily, by simplifying the application process and ensuring it’s always free. Streets should be spaces for play.
Leeds: The city closing down streets so children can play
In Leeds, streets are being temporarily closed to traffic so kids have more space to safely play - an initiative proving beneficial to both children and adults.
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A little bit of green can make a big change. Observe the contrast on the same street. The asphalt road registered 33 degrees Celsius, while the newly installed semi-hardened parking lots showed a considerably lower temperature of 21 degrees Celsius. 📸 Gina Kranendonk, Rotterdam 🇳🇱
Perhaps the unlikeliest of comedy sketches to crop up in 2026, but also one of the funniest:
British Pork: It’s Got the Lot | SNL UK
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK
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A new housing development under construction in the Netherlands The cycle infrastructure is already in place, complete with junctions ready to connect to future homes, along with dedicated bus lanes Active and sustainable travel is planned from the very beginning, not bolted on as an afterthought
“It’s perverse that people who want to walk and cycle are penalised because the motor traffic is too polluting". National Highways closes cycling and walking routes beside heavily polluted roads lauralaker.substack.com/p/national-h...
National Highways closes walking and cycling routes beside heavily polluted roads
Roads body accused of 'perversely penalising' walkers and cyclists for motor traffic pollution
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Please find here a link to a survey asking women about their experiences as pedestrians, runners, cyclists, drivers, passengers, and public transport users commissioned by GMCA. Click here to fill out: https://www.qualtrics.manchester.ac.uk/jfe/form/SV_eA8j3duPFH5CtrE
Paris continues to raise the bar for cycling infrastructure. The 1,200-space bike parking at Gare du Nord draws on Dutch expertise to create a seamless connection between cycling and rail travel. With direct access from the cycle network, smart wayfinding and a user-friendly design: buff.ly/uP5S5g5
Oh It turns out few things are as delightful as being slightly pissed and writing a new episode of Cornershop Showdown Please come and see shows one and two before we retire them... Show 1 is in Camden on August 10th and 11th, Show 2 is August 12th and 14th xxx www.cornershopshowdown.com for tix x
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Tickets now on sale!
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National Highways’ Safety Trap: Why Counting Deaths Isn’t Enough transportactionnetwork.org.uk/national-hig...
National Highways must come clean on pedestrian and cycle safety
National Highways’ Safety Trap: Why Counting Deaths Isn’t Enough We recently highlighted about National Highways' serious failure to meet its road casualty reduction targets - despite their claim that...
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Hot thrusters to everyone starting their Fringe runs this week! I'll be there at 20:10 on Weds 19th August at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard, with Link's Gambit guest starring @kieranchodgson.bsky.social (in his only Fringe appearance this year!) and Freya Parker! live.crowleytime.com
I've spent all my money on the Edinburgh Fringe and haven't received loads of late payments yet haha. If you like my stuff and would like to support me, you can do it here, but if you don't want to that is also allowed. -bz xo ko-fi.com/zafarcakes
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A new advert to remind you I am available for commissions for all kinds of photo and video work. Take a look! As many shares as possible appreciated, thank you x Also, the website has had a HUGE overhaul and there are plenty of nice things for your eyes) go and see for yourself at garethdutton.com
Had some postcards printed of some of my horrible doodles/ paintings. If you fancy any, I shall be dragging them up to the Edinburgh Fringe next week. If you don’t fancy them, they shall be turning up on your doorstep anyhow, like that book in The Babadook.
Sharp, brilliant and super funny short by @garethceredig.bsky.social — SO MUCH to like. Ear you thither. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Short Works - Take It to the Bridge - BBC Sounds
A brand-new satirical comedy by Gareth Ceredig. Read by Rebecca Front.
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Did you know you can listen to my previous show Nevermore in four parts on BBC Sounds? With what I assume must be AI generated blurbs that make it sound incredibly generic and unfunny. Enjoy my "playful linguistic missteps" and "a joke about coffee" ya filthy animals. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
The Comedy Circuit - Alasdair Beckett-King: Nevermore - Part 1 - BBC Sounds
Alasdair opens his show with audience rituals, bad ideas and playful linguistic missteps.
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🐳 You’re God damned right @hesterblum.bsky.social & I made a TWENTY-FIVE EPISODE PODCAST just about 𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘-𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊. Subscribe now at exploringthegreats.com/moby-dick & enjoy our thrilling trailer:
I posted a new sketch on YouTube, where it's meeting an audience who don't get the white gloves bit, have never heard of minstrel shows and are getting arsey when people explain.
Guy Who Just Got Back From Toontown
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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For the 5th consecutive year child casualties have flat-lined at around 13,000 road casualties of age 16 and under. In what other area of life would the death or injury of 13,000 children be "acceptable"? The government has a Road Safety Strategy that aims to reduce child KSIs by 70%.
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
Some avocados are female in the morning and male in the afternoon, while others are on the opposite schedule. This helps them avoid self-pollination. How do they do it? A @ucdavis.bsky.social study explains. www.ucdavis.edu/food/news/st...
Before (2008) / After (2026) Rue des Orteaux in the 20th arrondissement of Paris. A rare (for the moment) case of two-step greening of the street archived in StreetView : the trees on the right were planted around 2010, the ones on the left on 2025 !
It is a good lesson for people always wondering what they can do in times of crisis. Look around when there isn't a crisis and figure out what you can do, then start doing it.
I’m running 200km over 7 days to demand safer roads. On average, 30 people are killed every week on UK roads — deaths that are preventable. I’m raising funds for the charity Brake, who support bereaved families & crash victims. Please donate if you can. Thank you! www.justgiving.com/page/andy-co...
Andy's fundraiser for Brake, the road safety charity
Help Andy Cox raise money to support Brake, the road safety charity
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And a great excuse to bring back a lockdown classic www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VKh...
Every American Romcom Set in Ireland feat. Sean Burke and Michael Fry
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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10,000 fewer on-street car parking spaces. That's the pledge from Amsterdam's new coalition government over the next four years. While many cities still argue whether change is possible, Amsterdam is reclaiming its public realm one tree, bench, bike rack, terrace, playground, and garden at a time.