Ghost of Cheddar
@ghostofcheddar.bsky.social
Horror movies, weird books, and old stuff. Genealogy, cheese, cooking, and cats. Haunting places, just ghosting around. Lady/Ghost/She/Her Future good ladywife of @handthatsqueedz.bsky.social
I need a grinder🎶 I'm holding out for a grinder till the end of the night🎶
“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
haha i just did the best april fools joke on all my friends lol april fools i don’t have any friends lmao
If you’ve ever said “EWWWW” out loud when you saw a Cybertruck in real life…we’re already friends, you just don’t know it yet.
My wife left me today over my obsession with Bob Marley. Worst thing is, she's also taken the satellite dish with her. and here I am. No woman, no Sky.
[Reba voice] 🎶said here’s your one chance hentai don’t let me dowwwwwwn🎶
聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 6mo agoSure
Stand up tall And paw da dor I looky out Den paw sum mor I wants out But tolded no I paw and paw But not I go Dor stays closed It mokky me I has a pout Cuz in I be #CheddarPoetry #PawPawPawDaDor #NoFair #MamaSesItNotNiceOut #IWantsToSeeMyself #FiggyWachButNotHalps
Are you telling me the guy who bought a whole ass beauty pageant to be able to creep on teen girls in their underwear, and bragged about it, is a pedophile? How dare you disrespect the office of the President like this! I say good day. Good day indeed!
David Harlan@davidharlan.bsky.social · 6mo ago
What if I continue being weird and off putting? What then?
Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.
i profiled comedian chris fleming whose new special is out tomorrow and who is a real delight to attempt to describe www.vulture.com/article/chri...
‘He Is Basically the Goop That’s Inside a Lava Lamp’
Chris Fleming is every comedian’s favorite alt oddball. Is the rest of the world ready for him?
vulture.com
DIANE 11:30 A.M. FEBRUARY 24TH ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS
optiMSTie@optimstie.bsky.social · 3y agoDIANE 11:30 A.M. FEBRUARY 24TH ENTERING THE TOWN OF TWIN PEAKS
Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.