Becoming a RETVRN girl but for going into a building on the side of the highway with blacked out windows and coin-operated theater booths in the back 🫡

Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 2h ago

oh god. Retailers say online age-verification laws are driving up sales in the DVD market. avn.com/news/novelty...

For Your Consideration

Rail enthusiast wife Daria@dariaphoebe.com · 6h ago

I’m told the Pittsburgh sinkhole bus, which had been in a dead line to be scavenged for parts to keep other buses running, was instead fixed and put on the road yesterday. It needs a special wrap, which basically just covers the part of the back that sank, maybe an animated pavement/dirt thing.

All of this sounds like the kind of backstory you’d get for what’s ultimately a very low-key AU fanfic about Sonic and Knuckles working at a coffee shop.

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 7h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Y'all are all using social media wrong (like idiots). How many followers do I have? No idea. What lists am I on? Who care. What kind of birds did I see today on the bird feed? Now we're talking.

Kassandra still needs some help getting rent and stuff covered for her and her cat. Please help in any way you can ♥️

Kassandra 🏳️‍⚧️@milesmithrae.bsky.social · 5d ago

Just gonna throw this out there again as that job was bullshit and don't really know what to do. I'm trying to work with local non-profit for other options but outlook is bleak. gofundme.com/u/kassandra-... #mutualaid

I’m sorry this kind of story is supposed to come with a picture of a hot woman so that we can all post “I can fix her” or “god forbid women have hobbies” and piss off like 5-6 big accounts who “don’t want this place to turn into facebook”

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

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Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus - A Bardcore | Medieval Cover by Hildegard von Blingin' ft. Friar Funk

YouTube video by Hildegard von Blingin'

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Furries are an indicator species. If they start disappearing, your online ecosystem is not healthy.

INT - SARLACC

KOTH Screens@kothscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago

recently started actively trying to recall dreams upon waking again

public libraries ftw

Barad-Dûr truthers sending each other pamphlets all the time about how the collapse was staged by Elessar

oh hell here we go

Gizmodo@gizmodo.com · 2d ago

Ancient Life Discovered in Antarctica's 'Blood Falls' May Finally Reveal Its Origins

Exclusive: We obtained a leaked playbook that Flock gives to cops to coach them on "how to speak to city council" to avoid getting their contracts canceled. Includes strategies like "own the narrative" by talking to mayor "before public comment periods" www.404media.co/own-the-narr...

‘Own the Narrative’: Leaked Flock Guide Shows How It Teaches Cops to Promote Its Tech

"This document shows a coordinated effort from Flock Safety to compel law enforcement agencies to convince our elected leaders to represent their interests as a company rather than the interests of co...

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“These bigots really want to look at your daughters’ genitals” needs to keep being repeated loudly to the ears of anyone on the fence about this. Leave these kids the fuck alone.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits

聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d ago

Just got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane

Some great new reaction images to use when people are obtuse on BlueSky.

This is one of the reasons I've set up a "broadcast TV" plugin for my media server set up: it removes the choice paralysis of the "Netflix" catalog. Currently watching a random episode of the 90s "The Outer Limits" on my scifi channel and loving it

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

This is one of my favourite ever comics panels for reasons that I feel need no explanation

DoctorTheopolis@drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 4d ago

I saw someone say they should have cut off the interview but this rant with the chyron below is brutal for him

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

RFK Jr yelling at Dana Bash sounds like a rabid dog barking

[Eating a burrito thats frankly too big)] I will NEVER back down from our PROUD AMERICAN VALUES

cryptid gender transition Jedi shareware

olive consumer@machete.gay · 5d ago

There is room for an EXTREMELY good game based on this that involves being given a list of words and trying to figure out what year MW added them to the dictionary.

“i got dumped because i am a crank” is an extremely funny thing to announce to people

Post-Left Watch@postleftwatch.bsky.social · 5d ago

what

you can just block discourse goblins it’s fine it’s good it’s a healthier online experience

Yeah I'm into BDSM Benjamin Sisko beating the Dominion by arranging for Senator Vreenak to be Murdered

Very handsome afternoon Blue Jay visitor 🪶

If we want to talk about undercovered stories, the fact that DOGE is responsible for the wildfire smoke that the Midwest and East Coast experienced last week is up there.

Heartland Signal@heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 6d ago

DOGE grant freeze left Minnesota forest vulnerable to wildfires https://heartlandsignal.com/2026/07/30/doge-grant-freeze-left-minnesota-forest-vulnerable-to-wildfires/

i've actually been buying jk rowling books in bulk, retail not wholesale, and eating them for strength and power this entire time

sorry, but I'm not gonna give a shit about someone keeping a NYT subscription because I have actual shit going on in my life that is WAY more important than policing something as fucking stupid as that