When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
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Moose | older than you | RVA | he/him, hella queer 🏳️⚧️ | crazy cat/dog dad | horror movies and video games | at the end of everything, hold onto anything
aaksjksjhfkjh i fucking LOVE this game, the animations are some of the best i've ever seen in the pixel genre and the story is 10/10
Shaun Aitcheson@shaunaitcheson.bsky.social · yesterdayThe Excavation of Hob's Barrow is a whopping all-time high 60% off on Steam until August 18! 💀⛏️🩸 It's the perfect time to check out our folk horror adventure set on the moors of Northern England. The answers lie in the soil...
"They go to SEX CLUBS and pretend to be DOGS!" Yeah well you go to church every Sunday and pretend to be a good person
i get a little hit of dopamine every time i get confirmation that there is a real live human douchebag on the end of every one of these spammy texts
it’s called the odyssey because so many of you are acting odd after seeing it
RIP medieval scriptoria you would have loved jimothy
eshpur@eshpur.bsky.social · 3w ago✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣
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ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
The thing about JKR and telling folks not to buy Harry Potter shit is it isn't because we think it can take away her fortune and platform. She's so rich she would still be rich if she never sold another book It is because it is literally the smallest possible hurdle to clear to value trans lives
i am in so much pain in my hand that if the hand surgeon says on friday i have to do PT or something before i can fix this i will genuinely just start sobbing
microdosing republican death until we can get the full dose
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool
DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN
Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
we want 1 billion Night In The Woods players a day
"America is a dumpster fire" Seen in Bellingham, Washington
