“I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
Do you ever add a job to your job list that wasn't on the list before, even though you've just done the job so technically it doesn't need to be added but you like the feeling of crossing it off anyway
i’m like the michael jordan of saying “huh?” even though i heard you perfectly the first time
I burst into the meeting room, gripping a printout in my trembling hands. 'Listen to this. "I work well as part of a team ... AND INDEPENDENTLY." Both! Do you hear me? He says he does both!' My boss's jaw drops. She sits back, stunned. 'Then the legends are true.'
Here’s last night’s story about sports betting, how ball is life, and other king shit: youtu.be/Pxvfy4qQRog?...
Sports Betting: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!
Go outside, ditch the phone, get humble: my top 10 Scandi life lessons after a decade in Denmark
Go outside, ditch the phone, get humble: my top 10 Scandi life lessons after a decade in Denmark
After 12 years, we’ve said goodbye to one of the happiest countries on Earth. From friluftsliv (the joy of the open air) to janteloven (realising you’re no better than others) here’s what I’ve learned
theguardian.com
Irish women who do OnlyFans must be braver than the troops. This country is too small. I bet half the comments on every video are "Hey, do you remember me from Speech & Drama?"
Legally, you're allowed time off work to listen to Do They Know It's Christmas, because of Force Midge Ure.
