I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid
ANDRE: And it was transcendent. Nintendo’s ever done anything like it. Wally, you’ll love it, assuming it’s ever released of course. WALLACE: That’s incredible. Incredible. [PAUSE] What other games did your uncle show you? [WAITER BRINGS THE WINE]
when the cashier hands me a receipt (it's physical media) 😍
Others have said it previously, but I love how this promotional image from the 1990 Stephen King's IT looks like a prestige drama courtroom show, that just so also happens to involve a clown.
in my early 20s i knew this gay guy who was not only a virgin but also didn't jack off. he had an encyclopedic knowledge of pitchfork album scores, like you could say an album and he'd know it was a 7.4 right off the dome. i can only assume it was extreme sexual repression that enabled this power
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
Sardonicus@sardonicus.eu · 10mo ago'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.' Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
This was the first take of Brak in the Backrooms.
real pic of me hunting down cunt before dressing it, cooking it, serving it, and mounting its head on my wall.
I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character
Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.
if deshaun watson was silly and goofy he could’ve gotten away with it
charles (west coaster) mcdonald@fourverts.bsky.social · 4mo agohow the fuck did we end up with jameis winston as some sort of national folk hero
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
21 years ago today a legend was born. A meme now old enough to drink. If your bones creak a little just reading those words, just relax, take a deep breath, and belt out the greatest battle cry in the history of gaming...
We smokin that Dinosaur Planet bronto leaf. Them Titanian tongue twisters. Slim wanted beef with me, added his sorry ass to General Pepper's invoice. My shooter a frog with autism. My bitch got blue fur and pronouns. This shit ain't nothin to me, man.
Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out@hyenablood.yeen.world · 5mo agoWelcome to the cream kingdom bitch
