Dillon 🏳️🌈
@homophonic.uk
Music, games, and music games. 🇺🇸 in 🇬🇧 - IT strategist - 31 and very 🏳️🌈 - He/him 📍 (East) London, England 🌍 https://homophonic.uk Online Interactions Not Rated by the ESRB
literally every history question has been asked in there and thoroughly, *comprehensively* answered already
I used to think He’s Got The Whole World In His Hands was about an otherwise normal man who had absolutely fucking massive hands.
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Many parts of southern England recorded 0mm of rainfall in July, a first since records began in 1871. No sign of meaningful rainfall in the next 2 weeks either as high pressure re-builds, the drought continues. 📷 Blackheath, London
this is gonna make me cry laughing. 137 year old company still treats Americans like idiots the good old fashioned way
They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.
The fish in the Great Lakes are on antidepressants now and are living their best lives en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_L...
Windows 10 Mobile Camera app puts "Pro" at the end of every filename because every photograph taken on a windows phone is professional
I’m freehand cutting my beard with only an edging razor and it’s not going well lol. Lesson learned: pack a trimmer on long holidays
Went into a weed store and I don’t think I’m an advanced enough smoker for all that. There were displays breaking down strains by the molecules. I grew up smoking the skunk weed my childhood bestie scored off his dad’s cool friend out of a cut up Dr. Pepper bong. I don’t think I’ve earned pickiness
Craig almost fell off the pier while taking this so this is the genuine face I make when his life is endangered
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.
Update: we’ve been in an uber for 90 minutes just to get from Etobicoke to downtown
So the Toronto GO trains don’t really GO anywhere, do they
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
apmreports.org
Toronto people keep asking where we’re from and then assuming we mean London, Ontario One of them made a very specific Ontario joke that I politely laughed through but did not understand
I lowered my credit card debt on my US cards to $0 and they rewarded me by tanking my credit score 50 points
I love Toronto already. Found a bar and the Blue Jays are playing, and they sell proper vapes here