Dave Portnoy has gone full day trading crypto degen and he’s lost millions because of it. Couldn’t have happened to a better person.
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Fruit fly handler. Left-liberal. Texas. “Time passes, people move. Like a river’s flow, it never ends... A childish mind will turn to noble ambition... Young love will become deep affection... The clear water's surface reflects growth...”
Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
This is a wonderful answer, and echoes the way I have spoken to my Jewish relatives about why they should care about Palestinian children.
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
Like half of his body is just chugging along and carrying dead weight.
This ad and caption feels coded for Facebook boomers
The GOP is so fucking bad. One of the worst major political parties on earth.
Max Miller on why he's staying in the race: "When we go back to 2015 and 2016, & people in the media looked at President Trump, & everyone came out with allegations. Dozens of women, dozens of crazy allegations, dozens of nasty criminal misconduct. And you know what he did? He stayed in the fight."
“Barack HUSSEIN Obama” is still a thing Trump still harps on
Republicans didn’t take long to get the open bigotry going
Teach your children ‘democrats are not always good, but republicans ARE always bad’ and in 2026 you’ve covered like 90% of their practical civic education wrt voting.
The best thing about Vote Blue No Matter Who is that it unloads a lot of cognitive burden. I wanted Tom Steyer to be in the Governor's race, but he's not so I'm gonna vote for Becerra. I don't follow his campaign at all: I'm voting for him because he's not a Republican.
Okay, it can’t be that bad, can it? <watches full video, about 2 minutes pass> Nevermind that really pissed me off.
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
Good for Missouri. Getting rid of state income tax is a giant ass fucking scam for most people.
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The past is a shithole country, and no amount of stupid-ass nostalgia is gonna change that.
As much as a dislike driving, cars are also so much safer, efficient, and comfortable than at any time before by a longshot.
Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Smoking was allowed on airplanes in my lifetime on flights I was on. What are you even talking about here?
Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
Nevermind for a second that it’s AIPAC, but that is a staggering amount and percentage of your overall war chest to come from just one PAC, no? Is this normal for any senate candidate to be this dependent on a single PAC for money?
Half of the $62 million spent by outside groups in Michigan spent to support Stevens came from AIPAC.
Molly makes my head and body feel good and lights and music goes brr
Of all the flaming corpses ejected from this monumental train wreck of an interview, this moment might've been the worst. I don't even know what he was trying to say.
Rep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."
senator, that was a video of Aaron Rodgers’ first Jets game
Ron Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
As someone who watches a lot of football, I still have *vivid* memories of vaccinated non ivermectin using players post covid NOT dying on the field. Not even once, ever. These people are so goddamn dumb.
Ron Johnson: "Aaron Rodgers was smart enough to take ivermectin when he got covid ... unfortunately, more people didn't follow him. We wouldn't have had as many of athletes falling unconscious, sometimes dead on the field of play. You've seen the video reels of this happening in 2021."
Co-host of Charlie Kirk’s podcast whose book was blurbed by DJT, Jr and JD Vance. Don’t call them fascists though.
Listen to your heart. Stop talking about the WNBA, that works out for everyone.
the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation
Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Pathetic. Complete annihilation of Congress as a functioning independent body with its own inherent powers happening right before our eyes.
Cornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Our average of polls at FiftyPlusOne gives Trump a roughly 36% approval rating and 61% disapproval rating — a net -25 — among all adults, and he’s rapidly losing ground. The president set a new record low six days in a row just in the last week: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-08-04...
chat can anyone verify that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold
Good lord I wish some of you could read on this text based social media website.
Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."