i find it very funny that, canonically, the last character in this comic strip would be required by his belief system to murder you the instant you admitted to having used any kind of AI for any purpose
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
tbh I can't get past "show orphan." a fascinating brain
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2mo agohis excuse is they wouldn’t put the starving children on the phone with him.
It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.
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My name's Mike D and my temper's SHORT If you startle me I'll make your face HORT When I ball y'all know what they call me on the COURT:
Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era)@jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 4mo agoIt has a name, you know
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
aw cripes I got me mum evicted havin a wank with a real fit bird off the Gemini haven't I
Liz Edwards@lizaledwards.bsky.social · 4mo agoa new form of teen fuck-up emerges
Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts
Dragon's Lair for someone who has recently experienced a CTE
K. Thor Jensen@kthorjensen.bsky.social · 10mo agoOh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
Using this as a teaching moment to show my terrible daughter how to obtain beans
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 10mo agoA grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
Got icing all over my hands... I'm the worst
chelsea cruz@chelccruzy.bsky.social · last yr.I can’t get over my cousin’s graduation cake.
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
