I didn’t mean to like your post, I was trying to see if that weird girl who always starts shit did

Some part of my body hurts at any given time. This is who I am now.

as the weather gets cooler, don't forget to bring in your spiders and leave blankets with eye holes out for your ghosts

Requesting access so I can request access

Come dominate me so i can feel something!

Death pact and chill?

Covered in super glue, Meh, I’ve had better!

I eat what i want, death doesn’t scare me!

My house looks pristine, unless you have a can of luminal and a black light.

Yes, no, maybe so. *question:”Will you get any work done today?”

Working everyday just seems unnatural.

every day I hope some form of art will move me, no matter how little

I need art and you touching me

I want to kiss you till we see the stars or become them

Trying to get my friend's cat to do my taxes, and it's going exactly how you think it would.

Sign of the times: Autocorrect changes "shot" to "shit" without question.

in my day the backrooms meant a quick make out session

If someone could be so kind as to fetch me my bathing toaster. ❤️

Words, like ash, fall to the empty spaces where once they listened. Drifting pleas and crumpled vows, the heart bleeds in whimpers and wishes, beating words again and again until only the ash of a love falls to the empty spaces.

Well, shit, my reality busted again.

hot titles in your area are desperate to be read

"Teach a man to fish and he'll never go hungry" is about eating pussy

may not be funny or likeable but at least i’m

I'm at my most gangsta when I tell someone to scram.

any wine pairs well with not giving a shit

Tie him to the bed, then eat cheese on a chair in the corner.

Walking my dog without wearing a bra because not all heroes wear capes

"New and improved" buttholes.