🪙 EPISODE 180 - DOMINO 🪙 We’re back with our third Tony Scott episode, it’s 2005’s bounty Hunter (kinda) biopic DOMINO

Never mind the distasteful idea of burning fossil fuels inside your home. The worst thing about owning a gas range is when you attempt to gently wipe the stove top and the burner grates bang into each other with the deafening force of a thousand supernovas exploding

"No contact with the outside world" he tweeted.

Adam Parkhomenko@adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 4w ago

Good

I'm glad Tim Robbins escaped from prison. He's a good actor

This is not haiku but it’s somewhat similar Extra syllable here

JD VANCE: I'm an expert on Catholic faith and the Nicene Creed must never be butchered with woke memes POPE BOB FROM CHICAGO: The Nicene Creed implies the existence of the Naughtyene Rocky

I measured you with this and it said you're the biggest

no I'm not "panicking." I'm freaking out in order to generate the mental energy necessary to respond to this situation

The UPS guy made me watch promos for the new Toy Story and Minions movies before he’d give me my package

If you showed a Victorian child my men's luxury Mongolian cashmere rib-knit pullover at unbeatable prices they'd say "oooh that's nice so soffft"

Centrist dems: why do leftists keep winning elections? Voters: because they are trying to actually improve people's lives Centrist dems: I... do not know what any of those words mean

Republicans believe in the Just War theory. When someone asks if they have any good ideas for the country they say Just War.

💣 EPISODE 179 - RICHARD JEWELL 💣 We’re talking about bombs (box office and otherwise) this week as we discuss 2019’s RICHARD JEWELL

I just want a little less suffering for most people, hopefully including me

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

HER: I don’t remember the last time you did something nice for me ME: I do PRIEST: Haha...weird. Anyway I guess you may now kiss the bride

Drumeo be like “Miley Cyrus’ drummer hears the happy birthday song for the first time”

This is a functional good morning cat pic thread. It is for the private enjoyment of my friends on bluesky. The original photos are property of the lucky cat parents who love them, and may not be monetized or otherwise commercially exploited. And please, no wagering.

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

thank god our president reached an agreement with iran to finally open the straight of hormuz which has been closed since, let me see, the beginning of the war he started

Oh I get it. That's a good idea.

Life is like soccer because my mom signed me up for it and expects me to do my best even though I hate soccer.

Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem Mission Control: what is it? Astronaut: it's really scary up here

I like to think that somewhere deep in the backrooms is a Chili’s Bar and Grill

🥋EPISODE 178 - STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI 🥋 Ahead of the upcoming reboot, we’re revisiting 2009’s STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI

ME: These days I always expect the worst to happen, that way I'm never surprised or upset. [the worst happens again] ME: Fuck fuck fuck how is this possible?!!

Never a dull moment? How about just a few? Please?

🦑 EPISODE 177 - STRANGE DAYS 🦑 This week we’re talking about the difficult to watch but impossible to forget 90s cyberpunk cult classic STRANGE DAYS

In 1937 when bluesman Robert Johnson sang "I got to keep movin', got to keep movin', hellhound on my trail," he wasn't talking about literal devil shit. The dude had undiagnosed ADHD.

ME: [making big plans] Today I was really going to accomplish something.