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I love you, Josh the Nebraska Water Safety Otter.

Ranting Blue Penguin Media@rbpenguinmedia.bsky.social · 3d ago

The state of Nebraska has a (water) Safety Otter named Josh. I like the idea of a football Safety Otter mascot.

that's my insane coach

mike taddow@miketaddow.bsky.social · 5d ago

did you know: pj fleck can’t donate blood to the red cross because his veins only carry mountain dew

it is now Goldy's month

Damn, you coulda put that refinishing process on pay-per-view

Wes Burdine@wesburdine.bsky.social · last wk.

Before and after on refinishing the dance floor

Im Shinnosuke Abe, and you're watching disney channel!

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · last wk.

tracing Japanese managers challenging an ump’s call, I’ve watched this 500x

RETVRN

yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · last wk.

the baseline expectation should be that if i ask a local after the owner of their sports team they go "ohohoho well if you can spare the time-" and then launch into a 45min anecdote about this weird character who owns a chain of italian restaurants in chicagoland area and has 0 assault allegations

It’s 2009: I’m at a Gopher game watching the fans boo Jedd Fisch. It’s 2026: I’m at a Gopher game watching the fans boo Jedd Fisch.

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

Who will be first to get this tattoo

“PJ Fleck, bizarre little man. You’re still in control of the board.”

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 2w ago

omg can somebody please put the video of this online

if they ever had a pride night maybe they’d be in contact with someone who could’ve identified this earlier

Sydney Bauer@sydney-bauer.com · 2w ago

My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally

I firmly believe that we (queer ppl and especially trans ppl) should never talk to the press about intra-community conflicts. I can’t see any way that it can benefit us, and it’s obvious how it can hurt us.

My friend sent me this unprompted that’s called being an ally

Hi and welcome to Locked On Vikings, After Dark

BallHer@ballher.bsky.social · 2w ago

I'm really sad about the death of one of my favorite wikipedia editors so here's a thread of some of the greatest articles he wrote

This is my new favorite thing.

Idk maybe their offense just did that

kate@katewitko.bsky.social · 2w ago

new york did a 9/11 to dallas last week

you left out the fifth scenario

Jack@jtenroon.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is frying me

we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless

Luke O'Neil@lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 3mo ago

👍 archive.is/YLulE#select...

Tracy protecting the pressbox from @ryanburnsmn.bsky.social

the league-esque comedy following a bunch of rich, crass suburban parents in a hyper competitive travel soccer league for grades K-3

BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah

VIKINGS STAT OF THE DAY Kyler Murray needs just 10 more passing yards to overtake @chriswarcraft.bsky.social in the all-time team passing leader standings!

pitchers and fielders should wear scabbards on their backs where they holster ceremonial bats. oh come on, it’s not all that stupid. they already make the coach wear player clothes and stand around in a special basement. this isn’t any dumber than that