Jackie Hedeman
@jackiehedeman.bsky.social
Flâneuse. Spy. Bi sky at night, sailor's delight. Co-creator of The Pasithea Powder. Writing all over the place. She/her 🪩 www.jacquelinhedeman.com
I post for the people who grew up wailing “ahhhh! ahhhh!” in perfect time with the lady slumped backward over a gravestone in the Masterpiece: Mystery! opening credits and still do it every single time.
Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation
Alt: Edward Gorey's Masterpiece Theater Animation, first shot is the fancy 1920s people dancing and then we quick cut to the lady with the amazing batwing hat and the magic eye fan holding a shushing finger to her lips.
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drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
This bio reads like a television series that has gone on at least three seasons too long.
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.roald dahl's grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he became a cop in south carolina and just married an american tiktoker
They’ve obviously got to redo this after the final with whoever loses in the tub
kottke.org@kottke.org · 3w agoContender for the most remarkably bonkers sports photo of all time: a 20-year-old Lionel Messi bathing a five-month-old Lamine Yamal (taken in 2007 for a UNICEF fundraiser). [kottke.org]
cis folks gather round for a gentle call-in. gender affirming care is necessary and life-saving for trans people, so pls skip the comparisons to whatever cis ppl happen to do w those same interventions. comparing transition to reification of toxic gender stereotypes undermines trans ppl not cis ppl.
I would like to everyone involved with Polymarket to rot in hell.
The Vampire Lestat, Episode Six, “Montreal,” in texts to Gay Movie Night Group Chat and my fiancée:
Genuinely my favorite filmic Arthurian adaptation.
Comics in the Golden Age@comicsinthega.bsky.social · 3w agoTonight's viewing. Haven't seen this since it first came out in 1998.
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
Dracula in a boater might be even more of a literary fashion upset than the time I read The Maltese Falcon and decided to google 'union suit'...
Anthony Oliveira@meakoopa.bsky.social · 4w agolisten Dracula canonically wears a straw boater’s hat at one point in the book so all bets are off sartorially
Hanif Abdurraqib Alan Hollinghurst David Mitchell Maggie Nelson Armistead Maupin
Noah Berlatsky@nberlat.bsky.social · 4w agofive living writers that you've read five books by each Rita Dove Tasha Suri Courtney Milan Grant Morrison Tom Perrotta
season 5 is a little weak, but the wire closes absolutely strong. easily one of the great works of american fiction and maybe the greatest work of fiction about an american city
jamelle@jamellebouie.net · last mo.watching THE WIRE series finale in 4:3 like god intended
I'm actually kinda mad at what I just watched. need to eat some wholesome food and cool off
this might be the worst officiated match I've seen in international play
Happy American Independence Day from Entertainment Weekly and Millie Bobby Brown.
Entertainment Weekly@ew.com · last mo.Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a past life.
Imagine having your wedding overshadowed by Cabo Verde
We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases
hammancheez@hammancheez.bsky.social · last mo.Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me