Even After Decent Into Cannibalism, Youngsters Described In Glowing Terms #BandNamesAsNYTHeadlines
Peter Sagal@petersagal.bsky.social · 2d agoChili Peppers, Red and Hot? These Four Don’t Mind #BandNamesAsNYTHeadlines
Cats covering their eyes with their paws rt if you agree
All dogs aren’t boys and all cats aren’t girls, but all dogs are solids and all cats are liquids.
Narrator voice: They did not rethink the dinner.
Peter Baker@peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 2w agoHave been a member of the @whca.bsky.social almost continuously since the 1990s. Our mission is to defend the First Amendment rights of White House correspondents to report on the president without fear or favor. Unfortunately last night did not advance that cause. Time to rethink the dinner.
A word from the "Tonight he became President" guy.
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2w agoCNN’s Van Jones: ‘I Really Do Have to Give President Trump Credit’ for Attending WH Correspondents’ Dinner
Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
The perfect punishment for the last-place finisher in your fantasy football league this season just dropped.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2w agoESPN star Pat McAfee announced the release date for his debut musical album "The Diary Of A Polarizing Figure" awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat-mca...
Guess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’
'Weird Al' Yankovic revealed he turned down a seven-figure offer to perform at the state-sponsored Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
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Remember when everyone praised Giuliani for the "Broken Windows" law enforcement policy? That you do the little things and it makes the city better? Mamdani is doing the non-dickish version of that.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 3w agoThis summer, we kept the lights on all night, every night, at five soccer fields across New York City. This was the scene at Calvert Vaux Park in Gravesend, Brooklyn Tuesday night.
I wish we could demonstrate why expertise, alliances, and freedom of navigation matter! (Monkeys paw curls)
"This is Garrison Keillor, broadcasting from the edge of infinity, where all the civilians are radioactive, all the soldiers are devoid of human emotion, and all the lab animals are forced to bear silent witness to this tragic spectacle!"
Pete Hegseth seems *obsessed* with the appearance of the men in our military. He monitors how much facial hair they have. He wants them to get bigger muscles by doing pull-ups. And now he wants them to take testosterone. Is he running a military or a stable of porn actors?
Sometimes I get jealous of religious people because I’ve had to spend my life embracing chaos. And chaos? Chaos isn’t a hugger.
Good morning, you’ve been born into a world where all the jokes about Lindsey Graham suddenly dying have been made.
Red onions, diced tomatoes, yellow mustard, and celery salt. Basically a stripped-down Chicago style dog.
The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
Ugh. Why does my son keep playing the song “Cat’s in the Cradle” over and over? Can’t he see I'm BUSY?