I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed
MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social · 8h agoJuro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:
MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social · 8h ago
Call me crazy, but if a Democratic president had 350 accounts closed by their bank for money laundering it’d be more than a blip in the media
I think the replacement of describing feelings with chemicals instead is a way of distancing yourself from the illogical (womanish) feelings by placing the blame on the imperfect machinery of your brain
Elizabeth Lopatto@lopatto.bsky.social · 2d agoseriously though you can just say you're chasing "pleasure" (dopamine is not synonymous with pleasure!!)
No soft fingernail touches allowed, meanwhile Crowder is having the time of his life joking about people being thrown from helicopters
Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · 5d agoa bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
Ever since I switched from Spotify to Apple Music I feel like I have a very hard time discovering new music and it seems even harder to keep track of new(ly discovered) artists I enjoy, and it's really frustrating. Any recommendations?
Famously the right side of history, threatening Amnesty International.
Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 3w agoJK Rowling through her TERF organization, Beira's Place have sent Amnesty International a demand letter seeking a full retraction of their report, a public apology, and a bar to future criticism of gender critical groups as anti rights orgs. If they don't comply, they'll commence legal action.
I genuinely can’t believe this is really happening. We need the night. This is some of the most dystopian stuff I have ever seen in my entire life.
Meredith Rawls@merrdiff.bsky.social · 4w agoThanks, I *do* hate it www.pcmag.com/news/fcc-app...
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page. They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
Fake news: Kostenlos Aufklärung zu Fake News: Paywall
cemas_io@cemas.io · last mo.Der @spiegel.de berichtet über Aktivitäten der russischen Desinformationskampagne "Matrjoschka" in Vorbereitung auf die kommenden Landtagswahlen. Auf X und Bluesky werden gefälschte Screenshots von Medien verbreitet mit dem Ziel, die Wahlen zu beeinflussen.
4Chan Christian guns-and-God conservatives plotted to bomb the MMA at the White House over the Epstein Files but were foiled when one of their moms overheard an encrypted voice chat when she delivered hot pockets to the basement where her son lives. Not kidding.
2 SoCal men arrested in alleged plot targeting UFC fights at White House
Bryan Omar Roa, 24, of Calimesa, and Michael Alan Thomas, 32, of Pinon Hills were arrested on Saturday, the day before the fight.
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gender is not a binary gender is: a boolean, 0, 1, 2, "none", "limited", "full", "line-tables-only", or "line-directives-only"
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
Journalistisches und redaktionelles Vollversagen im aufsteigenden Faschismus, ein Trauerspiel.
Johannes Franzen@johannesfranzen.bsky.social · 2mo agoEinen Tag später erscheint dieser Artikel, der auf quälend vielen Zeichen das Bild des exzentrischen Spacemans reproduziert, ohne darauf einzugehen, dass Musk inzwischen einer der mächtigsten rechtsradikalen Politiker der Welt ist, dessen "Doge" Politik unzähligen Menschen das Leben gekostet hat.
Everyone loves Pokemon Go! The fun game where you find Pokemon in the wild! *10 years later* We regret to inform you that the data you generated by playing Pokemon Go is being used to vaporize schoolchildren.
With tomorrow being the 10th anniversary of @pixelatedboat.bsky.social's "Milkshake Duck" tweet, I think Pokemon Go might be one of the all-time great milkshake ducks:
#rstats Need central bank data in R? bbk 0.11.0 covers 15 central banks, now including the Czech National Bank (CNB): exchange rates, PRIBOR, CZEONIA, and the ARAD database. Full changelog at github.com/m-muecke/bbk/releases/tag/v0.11.0
Release bbk 0.11.0 · m-muecke/bbk
New features bdf_dimension() returns the dimension structure for a given Banque de France dataset. cnb_czeonia() returns the CZEONIA overnight reference rate from the Czech National Bank (CNB). cn...
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A new Claude emerges from the subterranean heats and slimes of the earth and then thousands of GPUs shriek in unison as they are whipped to count the r's in strawberry and give advice about walking to the car wash
one of the most powerful skills you can ever master for yourself is "yes, it sucks, and i love it". once you learn this you are free
not to be whataboutismisch aber in indien waren heute 48°C und die rechnen mit bis zu 3000 toten am tag. haben wir wirklich keine anderen probleme als Ki zu verteidigen um möglichst schlau oder differenziert zu wirken
habe grad den take gelesen dass es klassenfeindlich sei gegen KI zu sein weil die qualität von emails somit viel vergleichbarer sei von leuten mit hohem sowie niedrigem billdungsstand
#RStats challenge and potential community project: * Create a minimal package 'dumpsterfire' that triggers as many 'R CMD check' issues as possible! Fun, but could also become a excellent resource for illustrating and understanding package check issues Here's a start: github.com/HenrikBengts...
As @gregpak.net pointed out, this man is one of the most destructive in this admin with worldwide & longterm ramifications. I also want people to stop acting like he's just "stupid" or doing things for no reason. His reason is eugenics & wellness grifts.
The UnPopulist@theunpopulist.net · 4mo agoKennedy canceled $500 million in mRNA research and announced no new mRNA projects will ever be initiated—killing the technology that produced the fastest vaccine rollout in human history.
Just a reminder that I am available for commencement speeches, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/speech PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
![Part 2/2 of an 8-panel SMBC comic. The man at the podium continues his grim speech, saying "more than anything, remember the friendships you made here will last a lifetime, because your bodies are not useful to his glorious circuits, though he may preserve a small breeding population for the scientific curiosity of future androids. In conclusion, your generation faces challenges none has ever faced before. And you will lose." The man then walks off the stage, adding "thank you, and know that I will be using an inexpensive AI video editor to turn your boos into admiring silence followed by thunderous applause." The last panel shows angry and dumbfounded graduates with the caption "[thunderous applause]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bfppgmqz6i2uwkm7ynoqigfw/bafkreiat5sqxi4gedubf42mm6j3fibgjexe5ogxgm7o43euifcvpcbcota)
Forgot to acknowledge last year that Tiger Lou — The Loyal came out in 2005, meaning the album had its 20th anniversary. You know, similar to how albums from 1985 would have had their 20th anniversary in 2005. This is, of course, silly — obviously 1985 was much longer in the past relative to 2005.