Rebalancing my humours today by eating less weed and smoking more weed

oh right he did that song "No Rain"

NEW VIDEO! Superman Returns Changed My Life youtu.be/PjcmMveMmPE

Superman Returns Changed My Life

YouTube video by Steve Shives

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It's really insane that LeBron is going to be taking daily helicopter rides. I feel like no one is the correct amount scared of being in a helicopter

Seriously. I say this to almost everyone I meet and I’m not kidding. If you know me I’ve probably already shouted this at you. Please never get on a helicopter unless it’s an emergency. Helicopters do not want to be in the sky and they will *kill you* without a second thought.

marlo@marlo.ooo · last mo.

yes i know autorotation landings yes yes but the helicopter still doesn’t want to do that

A terrific sketch from LETTERMAN as PAUL SHAFFER goes looking for the legendary chat show host on some of the most iconic Sitcom sets of the 90s.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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It’s wild that you can just wear a hat if you want to. You could wear a trilby to the grocery store. You can wear a baseball hat on an *airplane*! Vestige of a bygone era.

007 First Light is $55.99 on Steam buff.ly/CVIv5tL US PSN buff.ly/7hc2JrY Xbox buff.ly/84BA3I8

part of the emotional weight of the past 10 years is anyone who can extrapolate a new fact from two existing facts has been screaming "is anyone else seeing this??? godzilla is coming!" right up until the point godzilla steps on a building and then the rest of the country goes "oh shit wtf?"

Micah@rincewind.run · 6d ago

"what if we start a trade war for no reason" "prices will go up" "we started a trade war for no reason" "prices are up" "oh no"

Good afternoon, ma'am. We're going door-to-door collecting funds do teach children to smoke cigarettes- Oh! That's very generous, thank you.

I’m starting to worry that people have not been getting my frequent jokes about a “metric baker’s dozen” (11)

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 7d ago

my takeaway from the replies is a truly staggering number of people think a bakers dozen =12

tits

If capitalism really was so great then we would have a cigarette that is good for you by now

sex is a heuristic for describing human dimorphism around a polythetic set of traits with a bimodal distribution, many of which can and do vary over a lifetime. selecting 'Sex At Birth' as the sole determinant of 'Biological Sex' in law as the UK has done is ideological, not scientific.

QueerAF@wearequeeraf.com · 2w ago

Biologist Ari Berkowitz has set out how there is no consistent definition of human biological sex, and that even sex chromosomes are not a binary indicator https://www.wearequeeraf.com/understand-the-lgbtqia-news-what-are-the-challenges-facing-queer-journalism/#spotlight-biology-is-multidimensional

Thinking of all my favorite Tim Curry roles today… Clue, Home Alone 2, Muppet Treasure Island, Red Alert, Earth 2, even a Poirot episode 🫶 RIP Long John Silver

I hope she had that CD pressed instead of burned or they’re gonna be very disappointed in 2046

SFDB@sfdb.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dolly Parton recorded a song in 2015 to be played on January 19, 2046, which would have been her 100th birthday. "The recording is stored on a CD, and Parton even included a CD player inside the box to make sure people would still have a way to listen to it..."

sharks, I stand here today with the offer of a lifetime. I'm asking for one hundred thousand dollars. in return, I'll call you a trans ally in front of 2 people you need woke cred with. thank you

{Mitch Hedberg voice} One-Eight-Hundred-I-Really-Enjoy-Country-Music

Retro Commercial Screens@retrocommercials.bsky.social · 2w ago

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If you get really hype to call a robot a slur, my main takeaway is gonna be that you enjoy using slurs and just needed an “excuse”

One more time, it wasn’t bad *because of the puppets* it was bad because it was BAD LY WRIT TEN

Jennifer Holz 🇵🇸@jennifer.holz.gay · 2w ago

Holy fucking shit, Star Trek (derogatory)

And suddenly I’m interested in this project

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dave Bautista Officially Set as Kratos in ‘God of War’ TV Series variety.com/2026/tv/news...

I think most people understand that if you simulate a storm on a computer, you might learn something about the storm, but at no point is it actually raining inside your computer.

Holy fucking shit, Star Trek (derogatory)

Tucker Carlson

Alt: Fake SNL tucker carlson asks What are we doing? What’s going on?

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It’s good, correct, and just to make this illegal, but I can’t believe the neologism we’re going with is “nudify”

Keith Ellison, Minnesota Attorney General@keithellison.bsky.social · 3w ago

We’re standing up for the simple principle that everyone should have control over their own image and no one should have their likeness nudified and used to exploit or harass them.

"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · last mo.

Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.

People should stop writing love songs because When In Rome already wrote The Promise almost 40 years ago so that's settled