My friend’s Dad was a writer on the show and said it was because of wokeness :/

i’d love to be your evil advisor. can i come over and attempt to slowly corrupt you

God this is so Mastodon coded

I’ve created the perfect timeline @fembug.bsky.social

since im in the AI industry, folks often ask me how to identify AI images. I am circling some dead giveaways to help educate the general public

dogs are so funny like here is a tiny idiot for you to live with

i just need to make a ton of major life changes and i'll be fine

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

Main thing holding me back from using this app is how much of the discourse is centred around meta discussion of the platform itself and/or the other app.

An all too common occurrence :/

onion person@junlper.beer · 2y ago

straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk

(being cast into a holy fire) I meant to do this

Of course not lol it’s fake

NPR@npr.org · 2y ago

Two rigorous government studies found no unusual pattern of injury or disease in the brains of people with the mysterious cluster of symptoms known as Havana syndrome.

[being murdered] me: (angry) well this is the last time i sell anything on craigslist murderer: that is correct

my day job is sitting outside a popular dungeon and offering to hold extra items for adventuring parties so they have more space in their inventory for loot. i split it all down the middle with the dragon that lives down there

Almost as suspicious as the Post Office

drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3y ago

i found it... the place where all of this started

wild how you can be just asking questions and then be cited as the answer

Joshua J. Friedman@joshuajfriedman.com · 3y ago

Judge Ho’s opinion cites Bari Weiss, Andrew Sullivan, and Steven Pinker

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

Hmmm 🤨

Musk still has work to do on destroying the intellectual property he paid an ungodly sum for

Sorry I said those things, I was very close to a 5G tower at the time

It’s unironically this meme. Nothing happens. They never mention it again, then immediately start talking about the next *insert scary thing*. Rinse and repeat.

Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊@tittysommelier.bsky.social · 3y ago

You never really realize how fucked America is until you’re looking at a coworker manically telling everyone the government is activating the mind control nanobots they injected into you with the Covid vaccine and to put your cell phones is his faraday backpack that he brought to work.

I’m seeing a lot of cock on this app what’s up with that

Wtf is a corn dad

Jacking off

dying in a car accident where my vehicle rolls over 20 times and then the first thing i see as a ghost is a video of my death being uploaded to youtube as BIGGEST DRIVING FAIL OF ALL TIME???

Bro this is not top 10 drunk white people moments calm down