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Jonathan King

@jonathanking.bsky.social

I make films and comics in Wellington, New Zealand. BLACK SHEEPS out soon!

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Your Canadian Girlfriend@yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 20h ago

I have determined that the White House at this point is in a "Emperor's New Clothes" mode where nobody wants to admit that the president doesn't smell. By getting others to refuse to wipe, they all smell nasty inside the Oval Office. It's like a hog farm inside there. It's part of the cult.

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Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
Martyn@martynpedler.com · yesterday

As THE ONLY ONE inches sloooowly towards a release, here's a little proof that it exists. It was very exciting to be there for the very first shot!

A clapper board decorated with fake blood for the first shot of THE ONLY ONE.
Li Chen@exocomics.com · 2d ago

Hey Kiwis! I'll be at Little Unity in Auckland next Saturday so please drop by and I'll scribble on your books! 😻🔎✏️

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D Jukic She/her@dejanajuk.bsky.social · 2d ago

The media catches on. #nzpol “With Winston Peters able to remove Mr Luxon from his job at any time, but Mr Luxon having proven himself unable or unwilling to assert authority in the other direction, the charade is unveiled: it is Mr Peters who is the de facto prime minister and controls the govt”

Editorial: Luxon’s impotence makes him prime minister in name only

Winston Peters can remove Christopher Luxon whenever he wants, but it seems it’s not the other way round.

thepost.co.nz