When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
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Stoke City USA/I have eight cats and love to see good cat news
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
in other news, wiley e. coyote’s strategic stockpile of ACME TNT is running dangerously low. “this is going to send a strong message to roadrunners everywhere that he cannot sustain a long term fight” - @irhottakes.bsky.social, interviewed on NPR
elmer fudd began firing his shotgun at bugs bunny today. the strikes are a powerful response to the continued aggression of the wascally wabbit
Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 7d agoCENTCOM: U.S. forces began launching strikes against Iran at 8 p.m. ET today. The strikes are a powerful response to yesterday's attempted Iranian attacks on U.S. forces based in the Middle East.
Finally found the key document DoD & CENTCOM have been working from to plan the Iran War
A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
The former Pittsburgh Post-Gazette workers who went on strike for 3+ years, only to have the owners sell the paper and fire most of them, have started their own cooperative news org. Important reporting by @maximillianalvarez.bsky.social
Corporate profiteers destroyed journalism. Worker-owned media can save it.
Former Pittsburgh Post-Gazette workers went on strike for over three years and won. Then, the owners sold the paper and most strikers lost their jobs. Now, they’ve launched “a cooperative news organiz...
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at the end of the movie, when odysseus said “i guess life’s just an odyssey” as the screen faded to black, i wept
Phone cameras need a specific filter that blurs painted miniatures so they look as good as they do at arm's length. Because at full resolution they look "you should probably just jam that brush in your eye, idiot"
First time I've ever seen this sign at a pool and I've been in thousands of pools which would indicate that this sign needed to be made. They spent money having this printed.
You're right but I have to say Grand Slamdalf is my runner up
it’s autumn 2008. I’m at Mark Rippetoe’s 2 day powerlifting seminar in Arlington, VA. we break for lunch at 12. everyone walks to the Chipotle down the street. Except for Rip, he stays at the gym. when we get back he’s seated in the corner eating an entire Christmas ham with his bare hands.
George Pearkes@peark.es · 6mo agoReminds me of the @sellingtheta.bsky.social ham story, which I hope he will recount here when he sees this.
I would be such an amazing evil person. Damn this moral compass!
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
you just can't convince me this is not an Infowars spoof
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 4w agoPastor Martin Sedra fumes that "America has created this gay version of Jesus Christ": "Jesus was not effeminate. Jesus was a bold lion. I always tell people Jesus was not a soft guy. He had six packs. He was the most ripped guy you'll ever meet."
People say Belgium is a fake nation without a real national character and I sa say that this is a facial expression that can only truly be perfected by one country.
General Boles@generalboles.bsky.social · 4w agothat look 😂 #SpaBel
"Vance got Yooned by Kirkification" You bolt awake at 20,000 feet above the island of Tarawa. You are not online. It is November 23, 1943. You are flying a Hellcat watching a parade formation of 20 zeroes fly by, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. They must be shot down.
Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 4w agooh neat, Vance got Yooned by Kirkification
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
