Tyler pharmd(eez)
@jtylerjones.bsky.social
pharmacist, here to post and have fun on the internet
Dumb but broadly right is my whole thing
Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸@belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 2d agoMacklemore is a real case study in how you can be Kind of a Dumb Guy but still end up broadly on the right side of most things merely by being generally quite good-natured, because questions like "should trans people exist?" and "is it bad to do a genocide?" are actually really uncomplicated.
I’m Ross Douthat. I’m cat turd 2. I’m Rob Schneider. I’m the ghost of the little person kid rock toured with. I’m MuricaFirst1776. And I’m Austin Tyler Harper. All this and Dean Cain, on 60 Minutes.
it’s still early but my fantasy team is crushing. I probably could have won with sauron alone
Wtf Apple I downloaded the new iOS & this is the default wallpaper & you can’t change it??????
my ass is the tool of big farts
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
To underscore why this is especially awful for those who may not know, the measles vaccine is usually given at 12 months. Newborns rely on community immunity to prevent exposure, which until recently we have had in the US. This quite literally could be anyone's newborn. None of this had to happen.
Lisa Jarvis@lisamjarvis.bsky.social · 3w agoA newborn was one of the 2 measles deaths in Pennsylvania. My god. www.inquirer.com/health/measl...
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
They’re weird. This is hobbyless behavior. Chaya’s screen time is probably 18 hours a day & she’s always having to carry an external battery pack imagine how hot her phone is lmfao. Fucking losers.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3w agofreaking epic!
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
"In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library" donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3w agoDolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
nytimes.com
the ball-knowing trans women will continue until league morale improves
Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 4w agoLMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
If you're opposed to machine learning making outputs based on training on copyrighted art, I have this thing I call the Chewbacca Test. what if a guy in a monkey suit won a medal and everybody clapped and it was a really positive vibe, and then the monkey yelled? think about that
