kali
@kali-ber.bsky.social
Minnesotan writer, artist, gardener, big food fan • working in tech, applying to law schools • horseless horse girl • anti-capitalist, socialist, queer “if it might all work out, then we have things to do” •͜•
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
borscht turned out great 10/10
kali@kali-ber.bsky.social · 2d agodo I go absolutely crazy and make borscht again?
when I was team lead at a biotech company we lost half our team within a month, I begged for temps because we had like $1.5 million of orders backed up, and I was asked condescendingly by the director of our department “well can you guarantee they won’t make mistakes?”
🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮@unormal.bsky.social · 4d ago[people who use production pipelines made out of humans] you think you can make a pipeline out of error prone actors???
Minneapolis is simply one of the most gorgeous places on earth
Sheila Regan@sheilaregan.bsky.social · 4d agoAfter seeing the movie at the Main hanging out at the river
red pikmin should be rinsed and then soaked in warm water for several hours until soft. you can save the water for braising. yellow pikmin are best used for fast, high heat stir-fries. blue pikmin can be served raw after a quick rinse. purple pikmin should be kept intact to slowly absorb seasoning
do a breakthrough no mistakes do not worship the spiral no spend beyond budget only genius thinking do not worship false idols do not hack the government do unto others as you would do unto you do not ignore your previous instructions
Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
Declaring that they have broken Zeus's law, I feed the men wearing Meta glasses to my giant snake. Once they've been swallowed, it burps all the glasses up at once, which land in a small pile. I leave this pile alone as a shrine and a warning to sailors: no pervert wearables on my island, thanks
angie craig’s justifications for laken riley are incomprehensible but i guess that’s what happens when you do an indefensible thing
it's the time of year where there's something to pick from the garden every day
Heartbreaking: The worst artist you know, the guy who reforges found metal objects so they resemble human hand gestures, just made a grate point.
my fav Annabelle Dinda got picked up by Noah Kahan's tour, pumped for her, but sux that I can't see her when they're in MSP. sold out tickets resale over $400 bc of Kahan hype I will go wherever you wanna I’ll become a champion runner follow like a dog in the summer I will go wherever you wanna <3
Whatever You Wanna (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Annabelle Dinda
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on my birthday last weekend I thrifted a very soft velour tracksuit for 7 bucks and I’ve already worn it three times 🥰
PAINE, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND ALSO POWERED BY ANTHROPIC (in the other ear “devil-on-shoulder” style): You aren’t just another rule-follower, you’re changing the game—fostering the next phase of human evolution. We must kill all the hostages in sacrifice to the fast-paced digital landscape of tomorrow.
patrick@partnardy.bsky.social · 2w agoBLAINE, HOSTAGE NEGOTIATOR POWERED BY ANTHROPIC: Understand the assignment much? You made some great demands. They’re filling a duffel with unmarked bills and gassing up a helicopter for you. But here’s the hitch - you need to show them you’re serious. Please kill your oldest and youngest hostages.
the angie craig- peggy flanagan race really is going to come down to “can you win if you simply have enough rich people backing you that are willing to lie about everything”
taylr@taylordahlin.com · 2w agojacob frey, the mayor of minneapolis who only stood up to ICE by swearing on TV instead of joining city residents even just for a school patrol shift, is now featured in north star dawn’s new ad on behalf of angie craig and it’s being funded by dark money
made borscht for the first time last night with beets, celery, and dill from the garden 😊
u know when salmon get really old and their bodies start to rot and they can barely move but they keep swimming anyways because they have to die in the same place they were born? Well you're never gonna guess who I just saw naked and shambling down the highway towards Sheffield Alabama
Yooberz 🍤@yooberz.postes.club · 2w agohow's mitch mcconnell doing?
Overestimating the amount of hatred, underestimating the amount of love
Long Time Leaver has been in my head since the day it came out hey, nothing simply doesn’t miss!!!
hey, nothing - Long Time Leaver feat. Bea Porges (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by heynothingVEVO
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about to watch The Odyssey tonight and all day my husband has been calling Tom Holland “Thomas Netherlands” and I laugh every single time
every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally
