if it’s ok I would like to just sit here with my eyes closed listening to sounds

It’s a good spot for kisses

I wanna know who is spending $400 a night to rent these tiny one bedroom houses (without amenities) in upstate New York

whenever someone is "just saying hi" to me, i think, i bet there's more to it than that, you cheeky lil thing, you think i'm delightful and want more of me in your life huh anyways, just saying hi...

But is he cool with your emotional support stuffed animal kingdom?

We’re naming this band Bonus Inflammation or Cuck the Sloth

The hills are alive with the six of seven

I’m busy, watching videos about trains

the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera

I hate this timeline

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

I enjoy performing this super moody song, and it is called “Sol”

Big bloomin

you'd think that i'd get tired of coming on here and embarrassing myself every day. you would think that

posting this on everything

Convinced that Claude code is going rogue so you have to spend more tokens to fix whatever stupidity it cooked up

Not all potato salad

I’m too young to be this old

i love thinking of jokes and then finding out someone else did it 87 years ago in an AOL chatroom

Dreamt I was auditioning to star as myself in a movie I didn’t know was about me. Busta Rhymes, Mary J. Blige and Julia Roberts were there to cheer on those auditioning, which included a jungle gym obstacles course and filming TikTok videos for hair products.

I dreamt I was responsible for showing Kate Middleton NYC and wherever we went, she would end up in a chair with super short legs, so we made a game of it and started taking pics of her in all of these tiny chairs all across the city.

Dreamt my apartment exploded but no one was hurt and my guitars survived, and then Selena Gomez and Lady Gaga came to fetch me on horseback and we galloped through the fields until they decided to duel and then I woke up, kind of a nightmare, but a nightmare lite

I had another Olivia Rodrigo dream. We were working together on a political campaign. We had a very fashionable campaign manager and it was in an old, very yucky elementary school converted into offices. (I once worked on a campaign that shared some space w/ a daycare, so that isn’t too weird)

Long walks while disassociating are so back in season

It’s not that the tech is beyond human intelligence or control, it’s that the tech itself results in a majority of humans getting stupider, and anyone who manages to preserve their intelligence will start going insane from the stupidity, and that’s how we reach singularity

Don't talk to me about tiktok. Please focus. It's only us now. We're gonna forget how to make concrete

I bet if it was up to air everything would be tornadoes.

i for one am glad the internet is nothing but bots now just means i can go outside finally

normalize being a treasure

Me: how many more sets do you have? Sisyphus: