Satanic Manic

@killhamster.bsky.social

the internet makes you stupid | electronic musician | i produce I’M FROM THE INTERNET: a podcast about the Internet | http://linktree.com/killhamster

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

going through divorce really fucking sucks but the most telling and distressing thing it's revealed to me is that i no longer feel compelled to binge drink since we split up. i feel like that says a lot but i'm still not quite sure what

(my voice from behind a locked door, sounding like it's roughly two inches off the ground) Stardust the Super Wizard showed up at my house but he was very normal toward me. i'm not able to hang out but it has nothing to do with that