I went to Amazon for the reviews and they did not disappoint
Alexis (Taylor’s version)
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Photoshoplifter. Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out. Lone survivor of @mockeree.bsky.social. linktr.ee/lexistwit
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
an internal investigation by cats into whether they have been fed, concludes that they have not.
“Some nice green bottles that you’ve got there. Be an awful shame if they should accidentally fall.”
Eddie Robson@eddierobson.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat I'm learning from the replies here is that a lot of you take the phrase "should accidentally fall" at face value. One, sure, but you really think *ten* green bottles are falling by accident? Like it's all some big coincidence? Naïve. The song clearly has an unreliable narrator
We're all looking forward to Nigel correcting the record shortly. Given his proclivity for 'asking questions', I'm sure he'll be relieved now that he knows the answer is "all UK nationals, in their 20s, from London", and he'll want to share that with his followers, right?
I, a failed human and barely functional organism, appear to have a better basic understanding of how insurance works than these two people paid to talk about it on television.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoAssistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald: "Apparently 35% of people have never even used their Obamacare account for any health services. That is a statistical impossibility and it's because these are not real people seeking real care. These are fraudsters."
It’s been a thousand years since I last did a b3ta image challenge, and perhaps this is why. “Sport Music”: b3ta.com/challenge/sp...
Canterbury friends, get these bought.
Michael Spicer@michaelspicer.bsky.social · 3w agoMy tour has sold out so far but I'm not going to lie, I appear to be as popular in Canterbury as an AI data centre so if you come to that one, we'll probably be able to all have a cup of tea and a chat after. thegulbenkian.co.uk/events/micha...
look a well co-ordinated far-right organisation might have shut down two major ports, intimidated locals and holidaymakers, forced the closure of an RNLI station, and threatened lifeboat crews, but at least they’re not wearing orange or silently holding a placard
What a fucking world where I find myself writing letters like this to my MP.
25 years ago today B3ta launched Well, 25 years ago today, we launched the version of the website you are familiar with, we were going for at least three months beforehand, if you check newsletter dates on issue 1. However most b3tans look at the board post date - so happy birthday us. Sort of.
