"Today is August 4, 2026". Happy "There Will Come Soft Rains" Day!
well. that's inclusive. I'm not convinced there is a healthcare provider in New Jersey who can meet some of those preferences.
Lmao. Need a short story where every statue of Jesus is really that he shows up and Medusa turns him to stone every time.
My niblings are now all officially taller than my mom. Doubling down on here little old lady era.
Chat is it bad when the LLMs have more pushback against DHH's racism than half of the Ruby community?
wait the other kid brings a gun to school and drives and iroc and YOURE the teenage dirtbag?
What is everyone doing with all of these pikachus? It’s too many. 😅 I save a couple of each costume but that’s still like 300. #pokemongo
Just heard the jets go over for the flyover at the World Cup final.
Hey, New Yorkers: Mayor Mamdani is recreating the city's digital service, after Mayor Adams destroyed it. They're hiring devs, designers, and product folks to work on-site in Brooklyn, starting now. You don't even have to be a city resident. Get on it!
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GOD: “Take them. They’re yours.” SATAN: “I don’t want them.” GOD: “Look, they devoted their lives to joining you.” SATAN: “Yeah, but I’m scared of having that much competition in Hell. They'd probably organize a coup.”
The truly progressive candidate would be Count CompostingBinFace
NY Times Pitchbot@nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 4w agoIs it too early to call Count Binface a neoliberal sell-out?
I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.
✨hauntedtoasters✨@hauntedtoasters.bsky.social · 4w agoI am tech support to the bone and do not like to mystify computer stuff but I genuinely believe in my heart of hearts that printers have demons in them. There is literally no other explanation.
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P sure my grannies would travel to haunt this place.
Jay Rayner@jayrayner1.bsky.social · last mo.For today’s @ftweekend.com, marking the US 250th, I’m at Appalachia, a new counter restaurant in London’s Shoreditch which is less mountain country restaurant than Brooklyn hipster outfit, in a good way. (The forth pic is a magnificent crab and ginger omelette) www.ft.com/content/a2de...
I have a loaner car while my car gets some work done. I cleaned out all the old phone connections and all of the racist channel presets in the radio. Replaced the channels with XM channels Hair Nation, Ozzy’s Boneyard, Maximum Metallica and just for spice, BPM. 🤘🤘
This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up
Cracked open an 80% cacao dark chocolate bar we had in the pantry and it tasted exactly like I expected it to, which was like a pretentious brown crayon.
Engineers being expected to do on-call shifts for no additional compensation is one of the clearest arguments for “just because you’re highly-paid doesn’t mean you don’t need a union”
NYT Tech Guild@nytguildtech.bsky.social · 2mo agoMany of our members are “always on-call,” and can be paged day or night, year-round, for technical emergencies. Despite this, management argued that they did not qualify for the on-call pay protected by our contract.
let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >
San Francisco Chronicle@sfchronicle.com · 2mo agoOscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” — has died.
We wanted to understand how regular Americans feel about the war in Iran. So we talked to three Macedonian teen-agers posing as Midwestern grandmas on Twitter.
Fledglings are out of the nest in my yard. It’s also 100 degrees. If I want to record voice for anything, I have to shut off the AC and go shoo noisy babies to the back of the house.
In SF today for PagerDuty on Tour! We’re playing Pagey Jeopardy for prizes. And we’ve got new stickers!
