magic rabbit
@magicrabbit.bsky.social
Eurovision, US politics/government, civic tech, cooking, and DMV-area news. Fat, gay, and Jewish. Also on Discord. Languages: 🇬🇧🇪🇸, some 🇫🇷.
Okay, I am going to tell a little story. It's one I have saved for the last couple years, almost nobody knows about it. But it lives in my heart. I don't know how others will feel about it, maybe something, maybe nothing. It's about the Uncanny X-Men. 1/
the description doesn’t lie, the skirt is dumber than you could possibly imagine
Tom & Lorenzo@tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 2d agoAt the Seoul premiere of THE ODYSSEY, Matt Damon wore another of his "I'm gunning for that Oscar" suits while Charlize Theron opted for the dumbest fucking skirt in existence tomandlorenzo.com/2026/08/matt...
Discourse sucks so I’m gonna post pictures of my fattest beagle at the fattest stage of his fatness in this thread.
[Eating a burrito thats frankly too big)] I will NEVER back down from our PROUD AMERICAN VALUES
In 4th grade my class debated Puerto Rican statehood and the pro side was "my cousin is Puerto Rican" and the anti side was "How would you even arrange 51 stars on the flag" and I want to stress that this is the level at which the American public as a whole generally engages with issues.
When the SUV in front of you is going 30 in a 40 MPH zone
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 4d agoWicked Women, Please Let Me Pass. ( Yuna Mizumoto )
leaning back in my chair, running a hand over my chin, tapping on the desk for a minute, then clicking "interested"
This article does a great job laying out why exactly the attacks on the Kennedy Center hurt so much. It's one of the great symbols of our nation and its values; one of the photos shows the building site when it was being built and there's a sign which says "The Center will belong to every American."
pattycake@pppattycake.bsky.social · last wk.This is so sad, and infuriating. Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/u...
drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
Packers president Ed Policy
Adultman: I Went To Stock Market Today And Did A Business
ALT: Adultman: I Went To Stock Market Today And Did A Business
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Aaron Nagler@aaronnagler.bsky.social · last wk.Ed Policy saying “We are not selling the naming rights to Lambeau Field.” got the biggest cheer of the day at the annual Shareholders Meeting.
ready for the @washingtonspirit.com to beat Denver tonight!
People are making fun of AOC for having a slight southern accent while speaking in Memphis but they clearly don’t know the pain of habitually and unconsciously imitating the speaking style of the people around you
While imperfect and unevenly enforced, the Americans with Disabilities Act was a genuine civil rights milestone that has literally reshaped our society for the better. We should celebrate it loudly.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2w agoThis month is the 36th anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act and it reminds me that the ADA could not be passed today. It probably couldn’t get a vote in committee today.
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
honestly at the point I’m not sure Spain or Argentina should be proud of winning this
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
just noted this in the group chat but it’s wild to compare this halftime show to Bad Bunny’s performance at the Super Bowl, which felt so intentional and well-choreographed, while this (at the world’s largest sporting event!) is a bizarre mishmash of disconnected artists and set pieces
this is an incredibly difficult story to read, told well and told true and with the emphases where they need to be.
Jo Yurcaba@joyurcaba.bsky.social · 3w agoContent warning: suicide After May Pollard died on a late-January morning, a detective asked her parents a question: Had anyone wanted to hurt her? “A lot of America,” her mother answered. 1/ www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
I’m finally going to listen to my doctor and eat more vegetables and get more fresh air
In my first story with Kelley French for @notus.com, I spoke to the woman pictured in the Metro photo on July 4. She didn't know she went viral. Her family wants people to know their difficult reality. Please take some time with our story today www.notus.org/metro/viral-...
The Woman in the Photo Wanted to Be Alone. Instead, She Went Viral.
America saw what it wanted to see on the face of its newest icon. And everyone saw it wrong.
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@wmata.com what’s going on with the red line to glenmont? The boards on the platform at metro center keep showing delays
