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he/him | 24 | cowboy and werewolf enthusiast | sometimes an artist, accidentally a writer, always yapping. read my blog, idiot https://malice.site/

Shit, I just realized if I ever got bitten by zombies I'd probably be one of the dicks who kept it secret, only not because I am a smarmy whiteguy weasel archetype but because it'd just be another thing everyone would be mad at me about.

my house walk-through is one of the all time greatest pieces of online horror. bare minimum one of the greatest pieces of horror found on youtube. fun fact! piropito is also the same person who made the infamous username666 video! which makes the mediocre creepypasta 10x better!!

Philby Bear (they/them)@philbybear.bsky.social · last yr.

40. "My Home Walk-Through" (dir. PiroPito, 2016). Remember P.T.? Imagine someone remade it, in live-action, as a 10min short film using nothing but practical effects, as a commentary on the widening gap in material wealth between generations since WWII. Seriously. It works.

“Back in my day we didn’t have autism,” said the old man to his grandson, as he prepared the same lunch he ate every day at one PM. “Something is poisoning the youth,” he continued, searching the cutlery drawer for the only correct spoon. “It’s those damn commies.” He sat down in the usual chair.

Me and my tendons have a troubled relationship. There’s always one somewhere in my body that’s freaking out. This one is for anyone who relates to the feeling of being overly aware of those burning sensations your body can present you with ❤️‍🩹

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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community