I asked her how she is dealing with the Giannis trade and my sister, who knew exactly what I was talking about, said ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ⁿᵒ ᶦᵈᵉᵃ ʷʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ
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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Gonna hear a lot from six-figure-paid lateral-thought-averse "news" dipshits in the next few months about how socialism, as they badly understand it, is scary so definitely time to remind everyone that capitalists work hard to materially and relentlessly fuck up everything good they possibly can.
We Went Bowling. What Bowlero Did to Every Lane in America Will Shock You.
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A trans couple has been brutalized by a mob, and then the trans woman ended up being arrested afterwards, at a public bathroom in Louisiana. EITM writer S Baum investigates this horrible act of violence in our latest piece. www.erininthemorning.com/p/trans-coup...
Trans Couple Brutalized At Louisiana Park Bathroom, Then Charged By Police
An angry mob allegedly beat them. The police charged them. The municipality voted for one of the most severe anti-trans bathroom ordinances in the country.
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it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top
Probably worth noting that CNN "talent" like Tapper and Dana Bash are sufficiently compromised and performatively obtuse hacks to click neatly into the Weiss model of News As Facile Stovepiped Oligarch-Fellating Obfuscative Dogshit.
emptywheel@emptywheel.bsky.social · 15h agoVia @oliverdarcy.bsky.social: www.status.news/p/david-elli... CNN reporters were not amused by David Ellison's op-ed in the NYT.
![The piece was "insulting," one CNNer told Status, adding, “We all have eyes and ears and see what’s happening at CBS. You can’t just write an op-ed and erase that.” Another CNNer said it was obvious to them Ellison "says whatever is best for him to get the merger through."
"The thing David Ellison seems to be missing is the wild mismanagement and disrespect that Bari [Weiss] has displayed at '60' and CBS," a third CNNer told Status. "These people just simply do not know what they are doing. We see it. And we don’t want it here."
Indeed, several CNNers said that Ellison's stewardship of CBS News had caused them to lose confidence in his ability to run a news organization and sour on his repeated assurances about respecting the independence of newsrooms. In The Times essay, Ellison wrote, "I understand that promises from an executive in the middle of a merger invite skepticism. So judge us by the year we just had."
But the last year at CBS News has been an unmitigated disaster. Most notably, Ellison allowed his handpicked news chief to take a sledgehammer to "60 Minutes," firing multiple correspondents and senior executives from television news' most prestigious broadcast—in most of the cases, without ever stating a cause for the dismissals. Beyond that, Weiss' tenure has been defined by her expunging those she is not ideologically aligned with, presiding over the worst ratings of the century for flagship programs like the "CBS Evening News" and "CBS Mornings," establishing a cozier relationship with an overtly corrupt White House, and sending employee morale cratering to astonishing lows.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreicybrw5xm7wnrleduxjtlfwlrcvjzs7qwwjijswwlluzh5x67iadi)
True Crime Documentary: “… Once the killer’s house was finally searched, multiple dangerous items were discovered…” Me (excited & oblivious): “HEY! I have *LITERALLY* ALL those knives!” 😃 Everyone in the apartment at once: “STOP SAYING THAT!”
"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
He should announce a performing hiatus to heal from being a dumb fucking neo-nazi yayhoo fucking dipshit.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 22h agoJelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO
100 percent truefact, I just logged in after being in the middle of an anticop protest for three hours and this was the first thing I saw and I don't even know any hard details, I just know something GREAT is happening somewhere.
Rav@rvbdrm.com · 22h agoAnyone know how Neera Tanden is doing right now?
Professional dumbfucks quibble with problem-solving because it does not hew to well-established dogma of dumbfuckery
Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterdayMamdani’s grocery delusion
Hope all you "cool kids" with your "apprehension of textured reality" will be happy with yourselves when your relentless "wanting principled leaders who champion meaningful solutions to actual problems" finally makes James Carville blast blood through his nose on live tv.
there I was eating the spring roll, and that's when I realized- oh no, the mint, is it like lettuce? is this going to kill me? did I make it through everything to die of this delicious bite? so anyway I dipped it in the peanut sauce and took another bite
Honey I Shrunk the Chances of Anyone Ever Dating You Again By Telling Everyone About Your STDs and Psychopathy
*cool IG account I like & follow*: “4 Ways I’ve used AI…” me: unfollow (this happens a lot)
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
*checking box to be an organ donor Me: yes pls make sure a nice person gets my vagina DMV clerk:
You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this
its very telling that the mainstream media narrative is that dsa has wacky and unreasonable positions when the republican party position is that abortion should be banned, latino families should be put in concentration camps, black people should be shot by cops and transgender people shouldnt exist
bsky suspended gwen pepperoni again and it’s so pathetic. how dare gwen say trans people matter. what controversial thing might gwen have said next, that kittens are adorable? bring gwen back.
I want to make your bad days better. Not, like, resolved or anything. Just higher quality, more effective, more efficiently bad.
Me: Why don't you just buy a bigger desk NPR: It's... that's not the point Me: It's only tiny because you bought a tiny one