I said “maybe” you’re gonna be the one that saves me

bro i am reminded of what my grandpa always said "freak the fuck out for no reason"

Writing a grant application and I cannot think of a better word to use than “penetrating” because despite the connotations it really is the best word to use here Still though -

Not A Good Enough Reason To Use The Word Penetrate Fat Amy

Alt: Not A Good Enough Reason To Use The Word Penetrate Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect

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12 hours ago seems like 12 years ago, so much and yet so little has happened

FYI

It’s so important to give me a big messy kiss

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Calling in disillusioned this morning

riding it in a way that brings honor to my family

oh you dont have a hundred crushes on the internet? well maybe youre a little lacking in basic human compassion

oh no my bubble is too liberal

Summer sunsets

Another hot day another hot tank dress

when there was only one set of footprints that was when I ghosted you

Fucking disgusting

Good night

Why do men think they can speak to me ever

@roguegunny.bsky.social · 4d ago

Sorry, it’s only slutty if it’s on the floor. 😁😈😉

Periodic reminder that I hate men

Partner just bought me bikini kill tickets for my birthday I am the luckiest bitch

Bless me Daddy for I have sinned

happy national girlfriend day to all my girlfriends I love you so much

It’s so hot I simply HAD to wear my sluttiest bodysuit

hot MILFs in your area are going to the farmers market in last nights makeup

The harsh trill of some children’s electronic device or toy keeps going off periodically and every time I think I’m getting closer to finding the source of the sound it shuts off automatically Pretty sure this is one of the circles of hell

It’s Friday and you ain’t got shit to do

I'm kind of like if fuck it send were a person

“He’s out of the Navy. He’s out of patience. And this time... it’s personal."

Not now sweetie mommy is freaking out