[wine & paint night] Wife: wtf is that Me: Rihanna fighting Godzilla in machu picchu Wife: Drunk Guy Behind Me: that's fuckin rad
Plain Simple Tim
@mcjones.bsky.social
Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.
Folks, you’re missing the order of operations here. “Friendslop” is the goop that comes out at the end
If we could ask a quick favour of any Yarn Spinner user, it would be for those who have purchased YS+ to leave a review. Less than 1% of purchases have left a review. Y'all game devs know how much reviews make a difference, and tools are no different. Help us stand out among AI-coded slop 🙏
What I am expecting from Big Walk:
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
This morning I'm remaking my merch story before moving onto some freelance work so... uh... here's a thing
This may sound radical but "games are shit" is actually the median opinion of every Gamer.
Neither Sun Tzu nor Clausewitz have much to say about becoming sexually obsessed with one’s enemy, which seems to happen quite a lot these days
a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel
Daily reminder that if the Doom Slayer can wear ab-windows like a slut, so can you.
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
steam should stop posting the apis that let steamcharts be a thing. it's a gamer sickness at this point
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
Seeing a lot of discourse about the Sydney Games Festival. Wait until they see my plan for the New Sydney Games Festival, held at the pub, in Hobart.
Personally I will just continue to prove that I don't use AI by simply not creating dogshit thoughtless text conveying zero information in the guise of syntactically valid English—do you really think anyone is gonna look at that em dash here and think "oh yeah man, a computer CAN be that bitchy"
The sea coloring in Nolan's The Odyssey have been criticized for being on the blue end of the spectrum rather than "wine-dark." This skips around the alternative hypothesis, that a third type of wine, a Blue to go with the Reds and White, was lost in the bronze age collapse and never rediscovered.
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
New day, new me: man who’s about to just loop the Halo ODST soundtrack all day
Tfw mothra gave you power of attorney
