Melanie Baker

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The municipal election is less than two weeks away, and there are many places for Waterloo Region voters to find the information needed to pick their best candidates before getting out to vote for a strong local democracy, writes Mike Farwell. www.therecord.com/opinion/colu...

Local resources abound to be an informed voter on Oct. 26

The municipal election is less than two weeks away, and there are many places for Waterloo Region voters to find the information needed to pick their best candidates before getting out to vote for a…

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"For us, choosing you, Canada and Mr. Carney, is quite easy...You have green hydrogen to keep us warm, you have maple syrup to keep us happy, and Heated Rivalry to keep us entertained...We know that Canada will never be the 51st state," said EU MP Damian Boeselager.

Luca Migo@victinibcn.bsky.social · last mo.

Strong alliances build a sustainable future! Canada and the EU are deepening strategic ties, uniting behind green hydrogen, shared values, and mutual strength. Together, we choose partnership, clean energy, and democratic resilience over isolation. 🎥 EU MP Damian Boeselager

Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.

Raquel 🌈✨@aistear.bsky.social · last mo.

Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."

I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from

A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)

I have sent an email to the settlement administrator letting them know that allocations for self-published works with more than one rights holder (for instance, co-authored works) are showing up with 25% to one rights holder, 25% to the other, and then nothing else for the remaining 50%.

Watched a couple of British shows and it’s astounding how every trauma, great or small, is handled with tea *officers witness an escaped giraffe shit a live kangaroo* “Tea?” “Yeah, guv, thanks.” *pause* “That’s biologically impossible, in’t it?” “Bloody impossible, yep.” *slurps tea*