Now that everything else is solved, can we address a real problem in the world right now, wtf is the new discord mobile “redesign” or whatever they’re calling it

We truly as a nation need to have a come to not Jesus moment about how incredibly rampant islamaphobia is on both sides of the aisle in this country, it’s fucking wild that so many, even politicians are so public and brazen about it with no pushback

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 6h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

darmok and jalad at tanagra-ass post

Dork4Short@dork4short.bsky.social · 3h ago

@cobertmtg.bsky.social with the Lobbycon Mormir Cube at Smorgies?

If you listened my Australian shepherd you might think he was the most touch starved creature in existence

i messed with the bull and got the horns and tbh it was nbd

humans used to make things with their hands. now they just ask claude ask grok eat diarrhea salad jack off to hentai on the toilet and die.

You wouldn’t know my girlfriend, she goes to another Canada

If Haley managed to barely eek out a victory against El Sayed, could you really confidently make an electability argument given how much ad spend she had over him

I think Jonah Hill is being unwise with his tough guy BJJ shtick. That means plenty of people would absolutely love to tell their buddies “I choked out the fat guy from Superbad”. He’s painting a target on his back

If Fettermans next primary opponent is a guy there’s a perfect opportunity for a “ditch Fetterman, get a better man” slogan

Groaning my way into existence this morning

damn i could've lost for only $20 million and i wouldn't even have been racist about it @dnc

#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 16h ago

Unfathomable

This new update calling out the folks who like their own posts

Pokemon goon to the polls!

fursona non grata@mzemel.bsky.social · yesterday

go on, goon

Ever scroll past a skeet take so fucking stupid you seriously consider dropping your phone down the gap between the elevator and your floor?

Person who gives up slurs for Lent

Trying to write a Cha-Cha Slide type song with instructions that gets everyone to participate in my crypto scam.

At the dentist appointment trying to pinpoint the one area of my vision to look at while they’re in my mouth that doesn’t make it awkward

We used to wear short shorts and pastels splashed clothing like a real country

I thought the phrase “cum soaked bedsheets” earlier right before thinking that would be a great name for a ska band

IMO if social media had a smell, it would be the smell of stale beer and burnt popcorn.

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

I'm stuck somewhere between the future looks bright & life has passed me by.

Gandalf: the fucking tired of your shit Frodo, get it together man

This looks like one of the early shots in the horror movie vivarium

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · 2d ago

Love drone footage of new builds in exurban Texas, gives me a very particular kind of dread to look at that is hard to replicate with other photos.

Get in, loser. I forgot where I’m going. Get in, loser.

In the CT gov race, one observation I’ll make, @joshforct.bsky.social clearly has volunteers text banking for him, they always respond if I reply to their message. @nedlamont.com’s never do, I can only imaginethey’re just automated spam he’s pushing out

Why am I seeing so much “we should have fed more people into the woodchipper” talk on this dang website today.

Matthew McConaughey impersonator who's concerned about copyright infringement: all good, all good, all good.