Smother me with kisses or a pillow.

Have you ever thought about buying a cat and naming him Frady so you can yell WHERE IS THAT FRADY CAT and laugh and laugh until you throw a clot and Frady happily dines on your corpse?

"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.

best I can do is wreck myself and then check myself

the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera

I love ending incredibly aggressive emails with "Yours in Christ."

Moseyed through far too few saloon batwing doors than I expected as a kid.

Comfort food? That’s all food.

My inner child needs a bandaid

For old wounds blooming petals For phantom pain from scars Wordlessly mouth the refrain again Deny the moon and stars.

Sew me resilience from the soul of a tree. I still wear the flesh’s frailty.

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

Sorry, my 100-person Bluesky chat is full.

Keep the flower pics coming, I'm almost there…

LOST: Hope

Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

GIVE THE MAN A FISH AND MAKE HIM GO AWAY ALREADY I HAVE OTHER SHIT TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.

Great minds think for themselves. Small minds think alike. Weak minds follow the knot. Mindless scurry in pond water.

Me: *does the robot* Interviewer: I meant skills related to the job.

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Batman will always be popular because people love the fantasy of pretending a billionaire isn't depraved.

Thrown out of the kings court for being seduced by the jester, again.

When light blinds me, I navigate through what darkness taught me.

Who up wishing they weren’t?

reminder that your all your bedsheets are potential ghosts

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I’ve been at work for the last half hour but I can’t bring myself to get out of my car.

This feels like a trap.