Not going to indulge in child related discourse just want to say this is a fucking incredible photo and i will be tactically deploying it when i want to insult someone's taste for the foreseeable future

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 3d ago

is there some future competitive advantage with college admissions if you deafened your child to Ludwig Göransson

you know that drunken bar rant in ds9 about root beer being this cloying thing you know isn't very good but you find yourself drinking it anyway. that is dungeon crawler carl, to me

i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news

i have long wondered why that one pod racer said "rollatini" right before crashing and exploding. perhaps a final sense of yearning for a favorite italian eggplant preparation never eaten?

Model: Gamerot Debut: Ultraman Leo Year: 1974 Designers: Tetsuzo Osawa

Shock: Oh no, they shipped DHL Denial: I got a USPS code so maybe it's not with DHL? Anger: DHL is gonna lose my shit again Bargaining: Does the DHL website seem better? Guilt: Buying local would have avoided DHL Depression: It's gone. It's gone. It's gone Acceptance: DHL app says Thursday now

Model: Armored Solider (“Nozah Mech”) Debut: Zillion Year: 1987 Designers: Ammonite, Hiroshi Ogawa, Hirotoshi Okura, and/or Takashi Ono

Model: Gordian Debut: Toshi Gordian Year: 1979 Designer: Shōji Kawamori

i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Im so excited for this game you can accuse me of calling mids loud but I am nobody if I am not a woman who eats up RPS combat filtered through anime dating bullshit it is what i was put on this earth to enjoy

i started this train of thought as a joke but now i do think there's something to the idea that the way to sell the green revolution to the US public is that we're being denied Good Deals on cheap chinese cars and solar panels and there's nothing more unamerican than saying we can't have a good deal

when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue

when someone is mad at you on the computer they make up stuff about your identity to justify their behavior (youre straight, youre rich, you live in new york) because they're not mad enough to identify your actual crimes (i have killed before and i will kill again)

longtime players agree it is good because bayek and egypt kick ass, but also bad as it is the beginning of it turning into a grindy RPG/Gear series. i like it because of the good parts

Model: Ride Armor Type EG-2 Custom ("Rabbit”) Debut: Mega Man X2 Year: 1994 Designers: Hayato Kaji and the artists at Capcom

ME: sensei, my ass really hurts PADDLE MASTER OGITA: only because you fail to control your emotions ME: what if you stopped paddling my ass all the time PADDLE MASTER OGITA: [laughing] you still have much to learn...

Law of Zeus? Bah!

It’s fun to see how many people’s principles turn out to just be grievances that can be directed almost anywhere

I went to church with a kid who volunteered for Bernie Sanders and then worked on Ron DeSantis’s 2024 campaign

Your average Netizen 15-20 years ago if somebody was trying to proselytize on a plane.

Model: REX Module Debut: Cyber Knight Year: 1990 Designer: Kunio Okawara

A DolbyVision theater: Looks good and is satisfyingly loud The DolbyVision setting on my TV: Get ready for the most garish shit you've ever seen outside of the Vivid setting

real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator

if that’s your girl why does she have an Easy Pour Spout and Now with 33% More Free

Teeth have only ever caused me misery

we've all got that one homie getting melancholic on a monday morning listening to tatsuro yamashita

Does anyone know if Christopher Nolan has a film out? I would like to see something grey filmed at incredibly high resolution.

reposting my positive review of the odyssey so everyone clearly knows which camp i'm in