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North Norwegian Socialist and Survivor of Impossible Battles. He/him works fine. I like books, complexity, and swimming. Dislike this intensely improbable timeline. Semiprofessional misunderstander of assignments. Not an operative for Big Armadillo.
We need more people to push this funny-looking button.
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me.
This is funny because this is the/a major theme of Earthsea book four and five, right? Right?
Further evidence that friendship is chomp.
IMPORTANT KITTEN ACTIVITY
Fun with thermal color change materials! These glittering 6" solid cast **unknown pronunciation** idols change color / glow in the dark. Not quite finished but these will be available in the s h o pp this Friday at 2pm PST!
We’re all good cats here. Things can be hard but even so, we are doing great at being good cats
LIBERALS: Why do you people always say we have to destroy capitalism, all we have to do is elect enough Democrats and they’ll reform it into something that works for everybody COMMUNISTS: A company that got rich making shackles for slaves is still in business making restraints for migrant workers
Lemme tell you about the angel of history being blown backwards into the future: The shackles these people have been put in are Hiatt brand, same company founded in 1780 to mass produce shackles for slaver ships.
Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception
Once again, I ask you: how is anyone supposed to work under these conditions?
Wait he makes plans with Mr Bennet to shoot things, and now I feel like this text is going out of its way to stress to me that it is only going to give guns to characters who will use them responsibly. Phooey.
Ok so remember how I wanted to make my sculpted alien spike bracer in real metal? Well @ugoserrano replicated it for me in STEEL. It's perfect! I can't believe I own this and I'm so grateful that I can commission a skilled blacksmith like Ugo to make my dream into real metal armor! Thank you Ugo!
He’s making small talk as a way to redirect her while she’s re-litigating all the lies and half-truths he’s fed her in the last, and she’s still trying to set the record straight while being as polite as possible since they’re related now 😬
Matilda and her little feetsies are so close to escaping containment… if only she had opposable thumbs, the brain cell, and/or the ability to read 😹😻
You might need this little soapstone carving of a whale today… (1200-1600 CE, Chumash culture, California, held at Musée des Beaux Arts, Montreal)
Just wanted to remind everyone that The Chain Story Project offers #freefiction by a lot of talented writers. Please check it out. Oh, and if you could re-post, that would be a huge help. Sharing is life for projects like this. www.chainstorycore.com
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A particular footnote in a Discworld book makes more sense now. At least I’m pretty sure it was a footnote in a Discworld book.
(1/2) Resembling the tiny parts of an impossibly intricate and eye-catching timepiece, strewn from a watchmakers toolkit, these are in fact fossil Crinoids, Corals, Bryozoans and Brachiopods.
The coworker who laughs at my mask asked if I knew how to avoid cyclospora, and as I told him about washing hands and produce and cooking properly, I wondered if perhaps what it takes for people to take public health seriously is the threat of explosive diarrhea.
BREAKING NEWS: Small otter thinks it’s a cat, but nobody really minds and everyone has a great time.
Am trying to watch “The Tempest” (2010), and as a Star Wars nerd, I have to say the beginning is taking me right out of the Shakespearean mindset.
Timeline cleanse: You're watching Mei & Kira, two sea otters (Enhydra lutris) at the Toba Aquarium in Japan, help clean the pool area after playtime. The reward is an ice treat. Enrichment activities like this promote mental wellness. Let's talk about the SUCCESS of sea otter conservation.
The HORROR. The human STOLE HIS CAVE. Picked the cave up and TIPPED HIS LITTLE BODY ONTO THE FLOOR. Rude.
The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.
Ernie enjoyed his pats today, so much that he drooled all over me. He headbutted me, asked for more pats, and then turned into a puddle of goo.