I love buying a sketch book pretending I’m going to use it for more than 3 pages

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone

lord grantham would’ve bought real estate in the metaverse

UI means user interface and UX means user exerface

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

What a perfect day to find out I passed the @iaaporg.bsky.social #CPACC exam! Happy Global Accessibility Awareness Day! 🌐 #GAAD #a11y

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😍

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

2006 Me: Holy shit, are you me from the future? 2026 Me: Yep 2006 Me: So, what's it like, do we still run a webserver behind our couch 2026 Me: We're building a printing press in the basement 2006 Me: Why? 2026 Me: Internet's haunted man (cocks gun) Internet's haunted

"em dashes are AI" i didn't memorize alt+0151 and option+shift+hyphen to be accused of such treachery

ah it's a lights on all day kind of day

I’m sorry what are WHAT WHAT

Reuters@reuters.com · 8mo ago

Explainer: What are credit default swaps and why are investors watching Oracle's? reut.rs/3YkoQOG

AI is the B2B Labubu.

🫡 I've been wondering why it's been taking aaages to load

Liz Shannon Miller@lizshannonmiller.com · 9mo ago

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

you know what they say, when the Lord closes 34 tabs, he opens 34 windows

In this Bangor bar, behind the taps of Allagash and Bissell Brothers, hang three three autographed pictures: horror writer Stephen King, former governor Edmund Muskie, and "Murder, She Wrote" star Angela Lansbury. But tomorrow, they'll be adding a fourth: Nazi-tattooed oysterman Graham Planter.

nostalgia is a prison. 'IP' is where creativity goes to die. there are infinite new games in the ether waiting to be discovered. bury your dead and fix your hearts

i don't think bluesky is my preferred platform of choice to debate what role america should play in the post-trump world order's international community. that's a subject i will not speak on outside the specific context of A Bar's Patio After Seven Beers

*siiiiiiigggghhhh*

We are worse off, by far, without Direct File. Just look at the metrics! I'm proud to know @merici.bsky.social and @cmgiven.bsky.social; thanks @mattbracken.bsky.social for covering. fedscoop.com/direct-file-...

😢 ugh arc really is/was? the best

Dan Hon@danhon.com · 11mo ago

Waking to "your favorite browser is jira now"

i mean yeah that makes sense

Anna E. Cook@annaecook.com · 11mo ago

Normally when I share accessibility bugs I do it for two reasons: 1. Good faith that the company will fix the issue 2. The company won't fix the issue and the public should pay attention. This time, I will look at America by Design for a new reason: rage. Automated test: 288 accessibility bugs

😡 infuriating www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

holodeck programs for cats

Looking forward to #StateofGovTech next week, reach out or say hi if you're going to be there! #civictech

there are cats older than ICE

Bennett Tomlin@bft.wtf · last yr.

ICE has only existed since 2003. A Bush-era creation, it is a militarized federal secret police that has been imbued with the Supreme Court with the unconstitutional power to ignore the fourth amendment. Abolishing it and salting the earth where it grew is the moderate stance.