Steve

@monkeytennis.bsky.social

I am Europe. I’m socialist lingerie. I am diplomatic techno. Who am I?

In the latest edition of The Wire magazine, I've reviewed Paul Beaudoin's 'signal loss', and Alex Zhang Hungtai's 'Orion/Mother' and 'Dras' albums. The magazine is available online now and in stores from today. It's the one with the mighty Space Afrika on the cover.

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Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

Climate Change? What Climate Change?... All Saints Church surrounded by the scorched grass of Blackheath Common in South East London. Yes, this in Britain. PHOTO credit: The Guardian, Justin Tallis /AFP / Getty Images.

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I once trolled Mumsnet with "my 5 year old won't drink coffee unless I put 4 or 5 sugars in it, is this normal?" If you were one of the outraged mums rushing to defend my kids from caffeine - I'm not in the least sorry. It was glorious.

You can easily tell which areas to avoid buying a house in, by looking on property websites and if you spot any places with Samurai swords hanging on the walls, stay well away from that neighbourhood. Having said that, this probably doesn't apply in Japan.

In 1999 my girlfriend gave me a self-help book called Stop Procrastinating. In 2024 I finally got around to reading it. The book didn't work - I've even procrastinated for 2 years posting this fess.

Hive mind pls can you help. My CD player has broken. Rather than get an expensive replacement I was thinking of getting a dvd player that plays audio CDs and then to wire up the RCA output to my amp. Would this work? Thanks!

Just past John Terry sitting outside a restaurant in Cobham having lunch. Cannot confirm or deny as to whether he took credit for the cooking the meals or not.

A small tree of only about 20 m in height produces about 10,000 l of oxygen/day. That is enough for 5 to 10 people, who each need 500 to 2,000 l of oxygen/day. Think about and take a deep breath💚☘️ 🌿🌱🌲🍀🌳💚

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