if anything positive comes of this I hope my country realizes it’s not so desirable to be a piece of shit but maintains economic shittiness til the people do better

Pronouncing female like tamale

Today I got to see Rick Sebak, a person who has enriched the lives of people from this area for quite some time. He was at Kennywood, our amusement park in this city. What a genuinely sweet human being. Local legend and icon.

He didn’t change. They did.

Such a fun movie.... Much love to Kool Rock Ski....Rest easy, Buff & Prince Markie Dee 🕊️🕊️ #TheFatBoys

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social · last yr.

what’s your favorite nurse movie comedy featuring The Fat Boys and why is it Disorderlies

Good morning. This entire time I thought poutine literally was French for Pootie Tang but they’re basically disco fries w out the mozzarella😩😩😩😩

Preparing my own Soppressata for the apocalypse

Don’t refuse help in front of me. It makes you look weak

You don’t fuckin care about me. You never come to me on a summer breeze. You never keep my warm in your love & softly leave

I like a bag of Earl Gray & Lady Gray so they can finally be together in my mouth it tastes Shakespearean

I am such a waste of time lolz

This will be me watching Yr*mp TV death footage

Dude@excursive.bsky.social · 2d ago

So there I was at the store, checking out produce & this manager comes over with the gall to ask me why my pants are down, as if he couldn’t tell I was inspecting a mango. Some people…

Chokin on my own rage here

BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺@patnspankme.bsky.social · 7d ago

I’m not trying to start a thing here but I think Sting is basically David Bowie lite.

Discord names ??

I’m tired of fighting, but I still want to.

If Bluesky dies, with what will I bequeath my children.

professor x: what's your superpower? me: i can reverse anything pu kcuf eht tuhs :x rosseforp

Dear Bluesky Management, Get your collective shit together. Get off your knees, you're blowing the game!

Sorry i yelled "stop! hammer time!" everytime the judge used his gavel

I grunt like a protohuman squatting in the shallows and pulling up a freshwater mussel whenever I see you on the timeline

The beautiful thing about perspectives is that you have yours, and mine is correct.

I would only wish this on my worst fucking enemy.

↻ 𝘜𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨...

me: you graced me with your presence briefly like a flicker of sunlight in a moving vehicle the moment passed quickly but it made my day better coffee:

Sometimes I poo the wrong colour.

ever feel your balls vibrate like your phone is in your pants on silent & someone is calling you but you check it out & your phone isn’t even on your person wtf is that

The show must go on

Do beets belong on pizza? Circle one: A: No B: No