Happy 10 year anniversary of the best mic drop on Twitter. Hard to believe it’s been so long! Congrats @astrokatie.com
Dan 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@namesusedup.bsky.social
He/him, 41. Married to the most awesome lady I’ve ever met. Chess enjoyer and newish gym goer. Not as funny as I think I am.
Thomson Reuters, which owns news agency Reuters, has signed a $125M deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain "actionable intelligence" on its audiences. The media should be opponents of Trump's police state — not collaborators.
You seem like the type of person who apologizes to chairs after bumping into them. Respect.
Maturity test is reading this fact without giggling: "Uranus is a gas giant." (I failed writing it.)
me: are you sure you’re ok to have sex? i mean, you were just circumcised bf: yes im sure me: so you’re - bf: here we go me: positive ? bf: you’re supposed to say ‘cocksure’ . jesus christ how are you so bad at this
I just think there should be more Muppets and fewer politicians…
Sam the Eagle's Disapproving Side Eye Reaction
Alt: Sam the Eagle's Disapproving Side Eye Reaction
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Trump is such a bellend handing around on the stage until the world cup has been lifted. It’s John Terry in the champions league final on steroids…
🎶Nooooo onnnneeeee mogs like Gaston, aurafarms like Gaston, bodymaxes and yeets betacucks like Gaston🎶
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 11mo agoSay what you will about Disney but long before Male Influencers were ever part of the public imagination they warned us about what a danger insecure aura farmers are to the community.
As of today I have a teenage child. I am officially old.
In an angry, divided world, this is a great image from last night's France-England game 👏
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
Imagine spending thousands of dollars on your World Cup ticket and your seat turns out to be right in front of the guy who brought a trombone.
I wanted to make Skyrim sweet rolls but instead I made bukacakes
