it’s shift change at the bitch factory but don’t worry i’m pulling a double

It should be acceptable for me to be lazy and useless to society if that’s what my heart desires

You can be anything you want to be, so be annoying.

At least I enjoy my own company

Ah, I remembered why I muted you before. Time to mute you again. Maybe I should unfollow and block this time? If you feel this way about me, take it as a sign to unfollow and block me 🤗 I don’t need any more haters, thanks!

LOL this is an image of former Republican Governor of South Carolina Nikki Haley, not Haley Stevens, Democratic Congressional Representative from Michigan and 2026 Michigan Senate primary LOSER 🥴

Robert C. Fried (Bob Fried)@robertcfried.bsky.social · 22h ago

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Stop. You had me at “Let’s leave before it gets crowded.”

you can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely

🎶 Tell me something good! 🎶 (Seriously, please do! I need it)

Self control? Which TV does that turn on?

My employer just told me that due to a clerical error, on their part, they’ve been undercharging me for insurance and my new insurance rate is $450.00 MORE PER MONTH. Open enrollment isn’t until February, so my options are to keep paying that, OR cancel my insurance 😡

I’m not cut out for work.

Sorry about my posts. or you're welcome. Depending.

Stop saying "log into a portal." Sounds way too cool for what's happening.

Conservative views aren't being suppressed here, they are just A) not being boosted and B) incredibly unpopular because they are odious

the evening sads rolling in like the tide

The less you do, the less you feel like doing. It’s science.

wearing a neckbrace because I'm tired of holding up my gigantic stupid head

ok but let’s go pee first

I'm proudest of the most frowned upon choice I made today.

Found out that the nitrous oxide tanks that litter the neighborhood are sold at smoke shops and come in FLAVORS?! A tank the size of a fire extinguisher goes for ~$35 and the guy who showed me his had a blueberry flavored one. But I’m not surprised. Like, of course! It’s so obvious! 😮‍💨ˢⁱᵍʰ

I reminded myself I'm a badass. Can't break me.

im going into denial, anyone need anything?

can i come over and lovingly gaze at you like this?

Uncrustables™ is more than just a product. it's a philosophy. Be uncrustable. Live uncrustably.

biting the limbs off my animal crackers (therapeutically)

someone roll a 5 or 8 and get alan parrish out of the jungle i’m sick of this timeline

tofu was happy we brought dnd sunday back so he could get pets from more people. this week i played instead of dming. i was a very high elf wizard named sativa kindbud. today i accidentally sold magical drugs to undercover fascists, and when i realized who they were i set their dicks on fire.

I don’t chase people. I quietly assume they don’t like me and then disappear