logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'

Shoplifter ✋🙃 Shrinkmaxxing 👈😎 #NZPol #CostOfLivingCrisis

Something, something rl gym environments.

Eris@isolyth.dev · last mo.

Agent who just REALLY wants you to lift, bro

My screentime report this week just said 'rip your family'

installing windows on my uhhhh browser

me, arguing online: "yeah ok whatever put your bong down, hippie" me, irl: *huge bong hits*

when the back pain

was this one intentional too

haven't been on bsky for weeks, tune in and my feed is apparently all the "naughty" words: AI, Elon, China, cunt

I saw the hottest man today exercising with a bubble butt, tattoos, wearing short exercise shorts and a tank top. He was also wearing an ankle monitor. My very first thought was “I can fix him.”.

Just gonna open Slack, haha crap thats Claude. I meant Slack, nope thats Authenticator, gah why do all these icons look the same to me

Nice to e-meet you. I hope this e-mail finds you e-well. Unfortunately, I have some bad e-news.

They don't use alt text on Bluesky, they don't post subtitles on Red, some people disappoint me so bad 😞

Like this all-timer

people will tell you astrology isn't real and then go to sleep and wake up based entirely on earths rotation

omg omg i was just thinking to myself while mindlessly scrolling "this app needs more cats" huzzuh!! more cats!

Cats of Yore@catsofyore.bsky.social · 2y ago

Do you want more cats in your feed but hate image scrapers? Here is my starter pack that is all cat accounts run by real people, posting content that is non-stolen, non-AI images of their own cats or cat artwork with ALT text! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN

me realising i can charge my vape with my phone: 🤯 vape: 🤯 galaxy note: 🤯

Human Altitude xkcd.com/3039

the whole app is femme and gay af tbh 👀

mary🐇@mary.my.id · 2y ago

rednote recommending me the most attractive ppl i have ever seen

Might delete my Twitter account and create an account on X instead (Xiǎohóngshū)

" Oh. I didn't 💅 "

My Hands Windows Explorer 🤝 slowly generating thumbnails

But because the attack had started before I knew it was even happening, I had no chance beyond luck. This had been a pattern in most of the assaults I have experienced.

the enemy of your enemy might not be your friend, they can in fact both be shit

neat! also there are so many other really cool shortcuts on GitHub! I don't know them either.

David Buchanan@retr0.id · 2y ago

you don't need extensions for that, press "." on any github repo page

i wish bot accounts would stop following me

me, 4 days deep into min cost flow and branch cut algorithms, integer linear programming, and a digraph with 10s of thousands of nodes and hundreds of thousands of constraints my partner: what are you working on? me, sleep deprived: Mojang changed the Minecraft ore distribution, cant find diamond

If corporations are people, insurance companies are serial killers.

why are you making me watch a video

erika@yeeeerika.bsky.social · 2y ago

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

me: alexa, play that song by the ting tings siri: that’s not my name