Nichole

@nojellybeans.bsky.social

She/her | Musician, Star Trek fan, person who isn't sure how to write a bio | Picrew by http://star-trek-dumb-comics.tumblr.com

Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person.

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

I'm at an exhibit centered around the contributions of women to technology and, uh, this plaque is missing some very relevant information, like if there's maybe an important woman who worked alongside Charles Babbage

Jacquard loom model, ca. 1825

Jacquard programming cards

Courtesy of the Computer History Museum

The Jacquard loom, patented in 1804, revolutionized textile manufacturing by automating the process of weaving complex patterns by employing chains of cards punched with holes. These allowed instructions for complex operations to be easily encoded and automatically reproduced by the loom.

English mathematician Charles Babbage was inspired by the Jacquard loom's use of punch cards for his design of the first mechanical computer in 1837. Although his machine was never built, his design proved influential for the development of computer technologies. Punch cards became an integral tool for data processing in the following decades and, until the mid-1980s, were still commonly used for inputting data and programs into digital computers.

Not only do I not use ChatGPT, but I still don’t know how to get to it, I don’t want to know, and I have no interest in even learning. I consider this to be one of my better qualities even though it sounds extremely “I don’t even OWN a TV”

We should close off Mt. Everest to climbers for 10-15 years. Humanity has turned a sacred mountain into the world's biggest outdoor toilet. During this time, all the locals should be getting global reparations plus equipment and money for cleaning up as much of the mountain as they safely can.

Freedom of Speech painting by Norman Rockwell.

They really beefed it jumping straight to "Super Nintendo" for their second creation when they had like 9 more Nintendos to make, they gotta call em things like "Bump 2" or "Yay!!". They got too ambitious too quick.

there are a lot of philosophical concepts that get egregiously misused out of the seminar room (and in the seminar room, to be fair). but in terms of sheer pernicious misuse "social construct" has gotta be top 5 somewhere and it's not number 5

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.

Channel 4 has announced documentary “The Great ADHD Myth?” It “seeks to determine whether ADHD is a genuine neurodevelopmental disorder, or a social construct.”

I 100% have not changed a single goddamn thing about how I write here in the age of "AI." I write how I write. If the "AI" writes anything like how I write, it's because it stole from me. I'm gonna use any punctuation I like, and if it looks "AI"ish to you, you can go fuck yourself.

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social · last wk.

Authors and journalists are doing more first-person (hello 2010s blogging) and embracing "mistakes" in writing to prove they're not chatbots. There's even an “anti-Grammarly" app that leaves in typos and signs off "sent from my iPhone" to create more authenticity: www.wired.com/story/more-t...

One of the things Judge McMahon does here is actually take a small snipe at the judges on this case before her: that is, she explicitly points out that if she had been assigned to the case initially, she would have read the works in question and dismissed the case many years ago.

Beach Beverage Corp., WL 31844911, at *2 (S.D.N.Y. Dec. 19, 2002) (plaintiff's copyright
claim was objectively unreasonable where the claim "would have been dismissed on motion early in the case on the same ground on which it was dismissed three years after the action was
commenced" - namely, "a simply comparison of the alleged infringed and infringing products" - "without any necessity for elaborate briefing"). I cite particularly to the last case because, had I been the judge assigned to this matter from the beginning, the court would have read both sides'
writings within six months' of the filing of suit, and the matter would have been disposed of on
the same ground - lack of substantial similarity - years before I was actually able to rule on that
ground.

If you end up on a jury for a personal injury case, it’s because insurance won’t pay and they’ve probably blown a settlement demand, so you can award as much money as you want. You should award $20+ million to the plaintiff to teach the insurance company a lesson about paying what they owe!

ETX Gov@etxgov.myatproto.social · last wk.

You've got a captive audience on a plane, and you know they can't open the doors and yeet you out. What subject are you gonna do a 30 minute sermon on?

Tonight we're watching the Voyager season 6 episode "The Voyager Conspiracy", aka the one where Seven builds an LLM in her brain and convinces herself all kinds of bullshit must be true

150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.

Over time I've chosen which foods I'm picky about the quality/how fancy they are, and which I'm not, which is why tonight we had the fancy bronze-cut spaghetti...with Rao's sauce...and Kraft parmesan cheese