I've been keeping screenshots of some of my favorite InfoWars subtitles.

look I love Tim Onion, he’s been so good to me and he’s doing amazing things but also the internet comes for us all eventually and for Tim, this was that reply. a masterclass.

Benzo Ferrari@shinyfailure.bsky.social · last mo.

[me reading that a guy my age died of a heart attack] I hope that mf did a lot of cocaine

Los Angeles: sports capital of the world@theamitie.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Aw man, the guy who got crazy head from the brain alien in starship troopers died

Worth saying, they do not mention this or talk about it at all. Purely visual gag taking up 2% of the screen space that appears for maybe 15 seconds

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Truly one of the stupidest and also best jokes in sitcom history

Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray”@ryanjreilly.com · 3mo ago

BREAKING: The alleged Jeffrey Epstein suicide note has posted. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Accidentally said "rotisserie phone" instead of rotary but I think with the right investors this could take off

at the gas station this morning paying over $60 to fill up my honda I chatted with some of the other customers. the refrain was constant: build the damn ballroom

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3mo ago

The average price of a gallon of gas hit $4.39 this morning — up 9¢ in just 24 hours, and 47% higher before the Iran war.

mr president thakn you for inventing new math sir and also the word groceries

The Onion just on an all-time run right now

Salute to an all-time tweet

CNN@cnn.com · 4mo ago

President Donald Trump will participate in a public Bible reading this week as the administration continues to integrate religion, particularly Christianity, into official business. https://cnn.it/3QkoNSj

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Guys if melania were implicated in an international conspiracy of systematic sexual assault and pedophilia ring I’m pretty sure brett ratner would have mentioned it in the documentary

wondering if maybe elon was wrong about the relative danger of the woke mind virus

Trump in the visitors gallery of the Supreme Court hearing

FOX HOST: The strait's right there! Go through it! OIL TANKER CAPTAIN: I can't Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He won't do it!

Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Simple as that! Brian Kilmeade tells oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz: “Show some guts and go through that strait and and do it”

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

Jiminy fucking Christmas

🪖MilitaryNewsUA🇺🇦@militarynewsua.bsky.social · 5mo ago

❗️The White House has shown how Donald Trump monitored the military operation against Iran Together with Trump, the operation Epic Fury was monitored by U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, and other officials.

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you? Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]