SVU character: I'm NOT gay. I have relationships with women... and SEX with men. Woke Ice T: That's normal. I'm not going to put a label on you right now
I’ve been obsessed for years with the retail industry’s self-destructive strategy of making it harder to buy things. It calls into question whether bosses are capable of seeing through their own bullshit — in this case, the pandemic shoplifting panic — even for the sake of their bottom line.
We used to be able to buy things in this country
Locking up toothpaste was a warning sign that our executive class was crazy
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Background paintings by Shuichi Kusamori for Ghost in the Shell (1995), dir. Mamoru Oshii, Production I.G
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave
this is the closest thing to an age verification law i would ever consider supporting
whenever i see anyone talk about fanfiction in any context my mind always goes to this tweet
Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade
(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
HIPPOPOTAMUS HOLLERS FOR HOTDOGS?
So-called "experts" at the zoo tell me that I can't keep climbing into the penguin enclosure. Demonstrably false.
Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.
Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
Ed Zitron: Never forgive them for what they did to computer
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 12mo agomy main problem with the attitude of "butlerian jihad" or "killing the computer" is that it assigns blame to inanimate objects instead of the real people who very much can be held accountable who designed the computer to be this way
This is the 30th anniversary of Space Ghost Coast to Coast, one of the best, funniest, strangest, most influential shows in the history of television. I wrote about the show and its legacy across comedy, animation, and TV generally for Grantland in 2015 grantland.com/hollywood-pr...
