Aww. Okay, ACAB can have one exception for this certified sweetie!
Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 16h agoI love you.
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Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 16h ago
Francesca Hong: look my position has evolved and we should celebrate Thanksgiving while also recognizing that is exclusive and painful for a very important community in this country White person who calls themselves a progressive: we need to leave this gay woke shit in the past
Every time I read something like this I wonder if my son (killed by a careless driver in 2010) is one of the lives that could have been saved
David Zipper@davidzipper.bsky.social · yesterdayNew research shows that the US has been a global laggard curbing crash deaths. If the US had merely matched improvements in 14 peer nations, 500,000+ lives would have been saved from 2000-24. doi.org/10.1080/1538...
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Aoc will never be president because she does not have the juice, fundamentally.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez@ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 2d agoThere is pervasive corruption across our healthcare and agricultural systems that defy party lines. I meet with MAHA activists because a lot of their concerns are bipartisan issues that major corporations paint as partisan. The fight isn't left and right, it's top and bottom.
It’s super unserious to live to witness our pre-apocalyptic hellworld that went from being a boundless source of infinite sustenance to having a crumbling ecosystem only since the 3rd Industrial Revolution & fix your mouth to say that it is the socialists that are going to kill us all.
people on here will post anything. "charlie brown had class consciousness." no he didn't. that isn't true.
Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago
I am a Michigan person, a Michigander, from Michigan. Very extremely Michiganian. That’s why I talk like a cartoon pirate.
It’s funny how every below replacement level Democrat with no core beliefs immediately implodes into Andrew Cuomo when they know they’re cooked.
@thejrocktv.bsky.social · 6d agoShe knows she’s losing so she said let’s just go mask off.
Now y'all know I have my political disagreements with these gentlemen, but I think we can all put aside our tribalism and recognize this as a heart-warming, genuine, and deeply sweet moment
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
"actually, people from Michigan are all weird off-putting zionist freaks" is a crazy line to take but someone got paid a pile of lobbyist money to come up with it
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
She's really leaning into being a weird little Chris Farley type character
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
This is deeply worrying and would amount to no less than trying to proscribe trans people for acts of self defence against a regime on the attack.
BASH BACK@bashback.bsky.social · last wk.Tomorrow, Lord Walney, who was responsible in part for the proscription of Palestine Action, will publish an article in The Times arguing that BASH BACK be proscribed as a terrorist organisation. We will not be intimidated. Neither should you. xoxo BASH BACK
putting on my $3,000 tuxedo to go get called a piece of shit on worldwide tv by a 100 year old rapist
I need to build a Time Machine so I can go back to a few key moments where a man insisted to me that Elon Musk was a genius so I can scream “HE LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TOMATOES WORK” and also to kill a few people but that’s it.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoAnother odd moment occurred when Musk insisted that work in the future would be "optional" because robots would do everything. Musk said people might still work in the future but compared it to people who grow their own backyard tomatoes. He said they could just go to the store for better tomatoes.
I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences
I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone earlier while also talking with him in person and he sounded fine
Let’s prank Trump. Everyone become a militant communist by tomorrow morning
This seems like a pretty easy choice to me
Citizen Shane@shanesheehy.bsky.social · last mo.The two genders
