Old Hobbit🐸

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Ageing hobbit, not eleventy one yet, refugee from that Other Place.

Once a Liar, Always a Liar ================== The White House shared a photo of Trump's 1964 New York Military Academy yearbook photo. They failed to mention that the medals he's wearing are NOT his. Trump borrowed a dress jacket and multiple medals from fellow cadet Michael Scadron for the photo.

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I am reading "The Division Bell Mystery" by legendary Labour MP Ellen Wilkinson, and this is now my favourite line in all of world literature: "George Gleeson was a youngish man, barely fifty". Thank you, Ellen, from all the forty-somethings out here.

Tommy Robinson claims two years in “solitary confinement” explains his aggressive and anti-social behaviour. But it’s a lie. In prison, he was always able to receive visits and enjoy exercise, other human contact and perks other prisoners were denied. Read more here:

Tommy Robinson’s 'solitary confinement' lies: the truth behind his prison claims | Searchlight

Tommy Robinson claims two years in "solitary confinement" explains his aggressive and anti-social behaviour. But it's a lie. In prison, he wa ...

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Sign of the times from Lincolnshire. Derelict golf course to be converted to 'shepherd's huts', holiday lodges and residential bunkhouse for educational purposes. The golf clubhouse becomes a cafe, shop. A lot about wellness, padel, pilates, wild swimming

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This essay is very much a work-in-progress, one part of much larger project on Tolkien, nationalism, and the history of religion. Feedback welcome! Especially from those who know more about histories of fascism than I do - I'm a theologian and a Tolkienist by training and by trade!

Hebrewsky is threading about Ben Gvir's idea of having a moat full of alligators around the prisons for Palestinians (stricken down by the HCJ, on animal cruelty grounds). So far the winner is the post suggesting a moat full of Ben Gvirs and appointing an alligator as minister of police.

Oded@oded.bsky.social · 15h ago

תגידו, זה דל״פ לרצות שבאמת יקימו את תעלת התנינים בכלא קציעות? זה קצת מגניב לא?

I mean, adjusted for inflation a plane ticket from New York to London in 1980 would cost about $4,500 dollars today. It's not that air travel has got worse. It's democratised. If you pay the 'old' price in modern money you basically get the same, if not better, experience than you did then.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 22h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

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air travel is one of those experiences that has gotten monotonically worse over my entire lifetime

question though: has *anything* in the last 40+ years genuinely gotten *better*?

like, there's *more* stuff, sure, but is any of it *better*?

2:58 PM Aug 4, 2026

Locals used to call the cliffs at Dedwick 'the place of a thousand skulls'. Given that the clifftop cemetery was collapsing onto the beach below, it wasn't an unreasonable name. Even now, storms sometimes pull bones onto shore, feeding it new ghosts. – #MattAdams, 1981

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For what it's worth, if you think Vance et al have lost weight due to this guy's diet, I've got a delightful Dutch swingbridge to sell you. They're all on GLP-1s but they want you to think it's a combination of willpower and Man Food. (I'm sure he IS shitting better than ever now. Kraut has fibre.)

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

A gravedigger and his family, 1962. We think of the 1960s as basically the modern day, but millions of British people still lived like this. Gravediggers were probably paid quite well, too, compared to other manual workers. This is the reality behind the "corned beef of my childhood" nostalgia slop.

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I'm imagining a Telegraph reader, munching cornflakes while perusing this. "Those Goddamn lefty extremists besmirching Rod's memory. Who amongst us has not told an un-PC joke or, erm, taken a swipe at his pregnant partner...' [awkwardly gulps cereal] 'or fantasized about seducing Y10 pupils...?'

BBC Scotland is running a propaganda campaign pushing the idea that Scotland's cities - in particular Glasgow - need English style elected mayors. This is despite the Labour policy being comprehensively rejected in the Holyrood election. The colonial propaganda started in June.👇

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